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| 1 |
Microsoft versus GM
- |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer ind...Read the whole joke |
1307 |
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| 2 |
AOL addiction poem
- |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...Read the whole joke |
1262 |
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| 3 |
100 Buckets of Bits
- |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...Read the whole joke |
1270 |
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| 4 |
The power of shifting
- |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke |
1334 |
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| 5 |
Definition of Windows
- |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke |
1236 |
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| 6 |
Top nine reasons computers must be female
- |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke |
1288 |
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| 7 |
Gender and computers
- |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke |
1235 |
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| 8 |
User song and music
- |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b...Read the whole joke |
1268 |
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| 9 |
Surfing the Internet
- |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start...Read the whole joke |
1275 |
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| 10 |
The computer prayer
- |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
1417 |
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| 11 |
Internet highway blues
- |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke |
1248 |
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| 12 |
Ethical software group
- |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke |
1249 |
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| 13 |
Internet addictions
- |Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke |
1370 |
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| 14 |
Bought a bad computer
- |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
1356 |
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| 15 |
Graphics work too much
- |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke |
1231 |
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| 16 |
Computer used too long
- |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
1365 |
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| 17 |
Ode to spell checkers
- |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
1323 |
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| 18 |
Write your code in C
- |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke |
1323 |
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| 19 |
Customer support logs
- |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
1219 |
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| 20 |
Computer problem report
- |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
1227 |
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| 21 |
If Microsoft built cars
- |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
1278 |
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| 22 |
Internet can get worse
- |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke |
1215 |
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| 23 |
What movies teach us
- |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke |
1265 |
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| 24 |
Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
1418 |
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| 25 |
Life cycle of software
- |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
1239 |
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| 26 |
Oh the Internet is slow
- |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke |
1228 |
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| 27 |
Type what I tell you
- |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke |
1386 |
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