Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5381
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4919
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4793
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4555
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4437
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2028
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1918
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1861
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1835
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1833
11	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1813
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1808
13	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1804
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1783
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1739
16	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1736
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1721
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1714
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1707
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1700
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1678
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1663
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1655
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1633
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1589

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye... - Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	921
2	Lawyers get robbed - |Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	322
3	It was laying limp in my hand... - It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	400
4	You know you drink too much coffee when... - 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	824
5	A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations... - A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	882
6	Woman's translations - |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	739
7	God created woman, and she had 3 breasts... - God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	292
8	Nauseous sex - Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get na...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	353
9	The dog and the butcher - A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	464
10	Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? - Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke	Animal World	313
11	This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub... - This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	351
12	A letter to the editors - |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	404
13	What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? - Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	956
14	You might be a redneck if...deer head - Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	861
15	What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? - What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	931
16	What is the difference between white onions, brown onions... - What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing.... They a...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	464
17	The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	813
18	In the midst of a veritable downpour... - In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change ...Read the whole joke	Situations	307
19	Disprove this! - A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	913
20	Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon... - Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke	Situations	446
21	What do you call 5 dogs with no balls? - What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	840
22	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	Situations	798
23	A use for Viagra - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	861
24	What type of prize did you win? - |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	869
25	There were two cats that enjoyed running together... - There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke	Animal World	325

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	925
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	958
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	922
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	838
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1092
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	893
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1548
8	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	920
9	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1512
10	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	934
11	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	874
12	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	889
13	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	858
14	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1056
15	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	959
16	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	957
17	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	859
18	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	905
19	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	952
20	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	950
21	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	926
22	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	990
23	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	940
24	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	472
25	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	823