Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10446
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8777
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8023
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7716
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7399
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5728
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4292
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4274
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4124
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4017
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3995
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3980
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3943
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3836
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3827
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3790
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3785
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3767
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3693
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3693
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3667
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3623
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3622
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3610
25	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3603

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Why cannot Frankenstein have children? - Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1001
2	Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV - Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1015
3	A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel... - A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...Read the whole joke	Situations	1445
4	These two women went out for a night on the town... - These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the eve...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1306
5	What is the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1018
6	Question answer 08 - |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	2268
7	Santas Diversion - Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke	Situations	1059
8	How does a women hold her liquor? - How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1011
9	Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices... - Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2042
10	I flattened your cat - |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1935
11	Any married man should forget his mistakes... - Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1033
12	Why do not women wear dresses in the winter? - Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1257
13	Santa's Helpers? - |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!...Read the whole joke	Language Jokes	2046
14	Very stupid robbers - |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	979
15	Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad? - Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1364
16	Latex factory - A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.At the first stop, he is ...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	978
17	Ant jokes 02 - |What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	974
18	police glow worm - |How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1932
19	Ethical software group - |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1910
20	Waiting on a long line - |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1105
21	A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	985
22	A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1430
23	Irish math - There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is looking rather puzzled, ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	988
24	Howard had felt guilty all day long... - Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1094
25	Nuns First Hot Dog - Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	994

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10446
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2034
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7399
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3240
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2668
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2827
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2779
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3667
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3790
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3003
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3149
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3603
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2846
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3336
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2314
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2758
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2764
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3283
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2771
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3155
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3018
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2713
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2723
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2860
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2814