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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4858 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4495 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4368 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4083 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3952 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1844 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1731 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1664 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1653 Rating:4 | Voted:6
10 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1651 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1643 Rating:4 | Voted:1
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1633 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1618 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1568 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1562 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1561 Rating:6 | Voted:1
18 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1557 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1533 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1524 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1492 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1488 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1483 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1469 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1430 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Clearing it
- A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 652 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Brezhnev at his speech
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 266 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Magician and Parrot
- Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Heaven and smoking
- Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Why did the cactus cross the road?
- Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke
Animal World 299 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 insults part 2
- He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 730 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Which drummer?
- |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Early withdrawals
- The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his w...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...
- A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt."Reach up there and find out."She did, b...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 414 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Appear on television
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 346 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A question for Bill Clinton
- A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 802 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 GOD will save me
- GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the riv...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 485 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 703 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 stool taken!
- |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 259 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What movies teach us
- |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 654 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The three legged chicken
- A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 375 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Condom Modelling Rejection
- Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...
- Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of t...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Understanding Your Paycheck
- Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERS...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 F.B.I. phone logs
- |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 797 Rating:7 | Voted:7
21 A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
- A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 254 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 White Hart Lane is on fire
- |The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Ha...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Lily!
- |What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 308 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Sword playing
- Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know,...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Forget your daughter...
- Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke
Situations 348 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 767 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 931 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 794 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 766 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 899 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1392 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 769 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1359 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 703 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 747 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 719 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 917 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 825 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 815 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 718 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 776 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 808 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 806 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 766 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 798 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 780 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 331 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 667 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 724 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Looking for a monkey wrench
- An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 304 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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