Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10171
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8528
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7801
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7481
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7201
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5199
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4125
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4118
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3966
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3893
11	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3848
12	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3830
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3827
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3684
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3676
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3669
17	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3667
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3630
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3602
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3598
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3529
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3518
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3512
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3500
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3487

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress... - Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	913
2	Making bets - A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	911
3	How are lawyers like sperm? - How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1100
4	An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke	Situations	1030
5	If Microsoft ran Christmas... - |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take t...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	909
6	A Mexican, a black, and a white guy... - A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1111
7	Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms? - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	938
8	A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor... - A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1170
9	Fish jokes 01 - |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice scho...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1261
10	Still in the family - You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	1865
11	How is a man like a snow fall? - How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	923
12	Excess billing hours - |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	886
13	Question answer 08 - |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	2118
14	Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked... - Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1136
15	What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	982
16	Make my own bed - Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke	Situations	1263
17	Four worst words - Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...Read the whole joke	Golf Jokes	1834
18	What is a myth? - |What is a myth?A female moth!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1043
19	Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) - |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	2170
20	yo mama is so fat... restaurant - Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1930
21	Repairing the phone - |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly in...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	972
22	If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes - If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	996
23	Noah's Ark in an apple - |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1897
24	So at the funeral home, the widow instructs... - Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	960
25	A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see... - A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1017

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10171
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1943
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3076
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2573
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2729
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2690
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3464
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3630
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2893
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2978
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3420
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2727
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3191
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2226
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2679
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2668
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3119
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2692
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2997
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2866
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2643
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2625
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2771
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2730
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2727