Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8928
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7274
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6569
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6230
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6033
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3888
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2967
8	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2955
9	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2922
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2916
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2800
12	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2774
13	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2768
14	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2701
15	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2695
16	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2683
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2653
18	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2640
19	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2637
20	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2635
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2635
22	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2607
23	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2581
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2571
25	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2568

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A Blind Mans Sport - A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how th...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1559
2	3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven... - 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	932
3	The first client - A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	956
4	Tommy goes into a confessional box and says... - Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1035
5	Perot corn - Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about tha...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	841
6	What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1756
7	Government is there - |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	828
8	Stopping the hillbilly - |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	842
9	How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day? - How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	946
10	Job well done - A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1015
11	Book shelf - Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapte...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	752
12	What did one gay sperm say to the other? - What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit....Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	786
13	New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans - |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Thes...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	919
14	Democrats on the front porch - This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1004
15	What is the definition of an overbite? - What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of sh...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	888
16	These two guys are car pooling home from work one day... - These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	922
17	Type what I tell you - |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1541
18	Far East - Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1419
19	Do you like my new jacket? - Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1394
20	One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall... - One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	947
21	Irishman declares war - |Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello". The voice ...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	1441
22	Dinosaurs are talking - |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an ...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	1503
23	If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant... - Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	838
24	Why won't sharks attack lawyers? - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1483
25	Appear on television - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	899

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8928
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1081
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2010
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1645
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1849
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1771
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2314
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2476
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1821
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1839
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2458
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1848
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2045
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1772
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1784
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2005
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1847
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1921
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1802
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1766
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1668
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1843
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1851
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1845
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1931