Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10538
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8873
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8121
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7829
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7500
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5847
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4360
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4354
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4196
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4072
11	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4064
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4060
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4016
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3920
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3906
16	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3856
17	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3855
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3831
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3769
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3767
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3741
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3729
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3701
24	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3699
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3690

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her... - A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She say...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1374
2	A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	2373
3	A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates... - Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1017
4	The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and... - The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2099
5	What should they get? - |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1093
6	What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2041
7	New submarine Ensign - |The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.He was trying ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1071
8	Golf lessons - A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1409
9	Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street... - Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1976
10	Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	2401
11	Virus Alert - Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	1173
12	What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? - What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1108
13	St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven... - St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	2008
14	Question answer 07 - |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1997
15	I read last week... - I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each ye...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1176
16	Say anything - Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1082
17	The Bachelor Diet - The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1376
18	How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? - Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there'...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1076
19	Punctuation marks - An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and dire...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1116
20	Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... - Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	985
21	The American in Hong Kong... - The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckl...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1081
22	A novel idea - A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1162
23	Discuss track types - |Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	2049
24	It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1978
25	History of lawyers - |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2352

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10538
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2098
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3305
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2737
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2892
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2864
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3741
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3855
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3067
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3216
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3729
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2919
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3414
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2389
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2842
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2838
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3351
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2836
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3225
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3083
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2772
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2801
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2928
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2881
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2884