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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6266 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5669 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5582 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5328 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2296 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2249 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2213 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2212 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2187 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2152 Rating:5 | Voted:2
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2152 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2116 Rating:6 | Voted:1
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2114 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2082 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2074 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2071 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2067 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2051 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2040 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2022 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2004 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2000 Rating:7 | Voted:9
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1953 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Realistically and Hypothetically....
- A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference w...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 634 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
- The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is ver...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 687 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Wrong floor
- Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 673 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Religious battle golf
- |The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former lead...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 497 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The boss tells some jokes
- |The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of ...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 561 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Tell the whole truth
- |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 515 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
- What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 588 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 On a very cold winter night...
- On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...Read the whole joke
Situations 572 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...
- Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...Read the whole joke
Situations 638 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Little Johny being literal
- Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 719 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 During WW II an American soldier...
- During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke
Situations 590 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 478 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Threaten with a knife
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 997 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 My wife and I are into S & M...
- My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 592 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Beware of dog!
- Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke
Animal World 666 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
- A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don'...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 656 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...
- There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 687 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A rather novel way to...
- A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 509 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 1021 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Wrong joke
- A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 526 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1102 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Jock vs. Nerd
- Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorseme...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 1070 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Valentine's Day Gift
- A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been d...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 566 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1307 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1097 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1276 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1180 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1496 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1220 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1888 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1045 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1233 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1275 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1871 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1272 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1241 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1216 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1196 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1390 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1265 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1290 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1207 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1236 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1114 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1281 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1266 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1268 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1336 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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