Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9979
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8289
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7586
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7279
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7004
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	4991
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3961
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3885
9	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3787
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3755
11	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3739
12	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3649
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3643
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3625
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3602
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3539
17	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3522
18	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3517
19	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3506
20	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3468
21	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3458
22	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3446
23	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3441
24	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3429
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3427

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A few questions and answers - Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What's s...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1099
2	Prison vs. full-time job - |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	948
3	What is sicker than sick? - What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.......Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	861
4	An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting... - An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The En...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1130
5	This dog loves people - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	916
6	For many years, the border between Poland and Russia... - For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farm...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1000
7	The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to... - The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	934
8	Academy of Mudgeology - Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	879
9	The Bar Basement - Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1024
10	A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven... - A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	951
11	What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? - What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	900
12	Part of the service - |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1778
13	trip from beauty parlor - I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1806
14	Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world... - Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse on...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	970
15	What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not? - What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	806
16	Congratulations - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1946
17	A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show... - A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1193
18	The Rabbi - There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that h...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1006
19	Red shirt - Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	1848
20	A horse and a rabbit - A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1070
21	My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches... - My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	921
22	When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven... - When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2098
23	What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? - Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	1894
24	How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? - How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1232
25	On Christmas morning a cop on horseback... - On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1009

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9979
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1875
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2908
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2485
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2649
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2588
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3291
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3429
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2724
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2785
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3313
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2664
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3038
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2137
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2622
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2598
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2942
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2626
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2841
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2711
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2583
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2526
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2709
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2666
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2663