Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10454
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8791
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8033
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7733
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7412
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5741
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4299
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4282
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4134
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4023
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4004
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3990
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3951
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3843
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3839
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3798
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3794
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3774
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3709
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3703
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3676
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3634
23	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3633
24	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3620
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3617

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly... - This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	961
2	You're back again? - |The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1050
3	Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? - Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don'...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1010
4	This lady who was living in New York City had to get back... - This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One da...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1138
5	Modems beat women - |Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it....Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	925
6	Tarzania II - What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when sh...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1034
7	How To Satisfy... - HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, complimen...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1351
8	Two AA batteries - Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with hi...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1212
9	Constipation problem - Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	2539
10	The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning... - The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke	Situations	1140
11	Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... - Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke	Situations	1005
12	What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? - Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	2408
13	How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? - How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	2275
14	Two men were walking along the street when... - Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sur...Read the whole joke	Animal World	975
15	3 Vampires in Bar - Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	974
16	Welfare office - A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2230
17	Bassoon jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1033
18	The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	2310
19	On inheritance - A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	2505
20	What do you call a gay man scrotum? - Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1302
21	How are lawyers like sperm? - How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1162
22	Where are you from? - |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1146
23	Businessman is dying - |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2407
24	Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1092
25	The Bunny and the Snake - Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1658

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10454
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2040
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7412
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3247
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2674
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2835
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2788
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3676
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3798
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3011
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3158
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3620
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2855
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3346
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2325
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2766
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2774
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3294
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2777
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3165
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3026
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2721
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2736
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2867
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2823