Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10544
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8879
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8126
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7835
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7505
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5941
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4364
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4357
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4200
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4075
11	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4070
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4065
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4021
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3923
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3910
16	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3862
17	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3861
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3835
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3775
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3769
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3748
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3737
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3707
24	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3705
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3697

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Elephant jokes 08 - |What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1436
2	Reading the scripture - |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	2333
3	Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet? - Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2091
4	The bad news and the good news - Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1497
5	A letter to the editors - |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1079
6	The common symptoms of swine flu - The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistib...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1425
7	What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? - What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1082
8	A small boy is sent to bed by his father... - A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1028
9	What trivial fact about Mel Blanc... - What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1995
10	Conversation over dinner - Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: De...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1015
11	Convince these students - |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	2177
12	The doctor had just completed his examination... - The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to yo...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1040
13	Where is your wife? - |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1090
14	Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... - Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	988
15	Three altar boys are standing in the snow with... - Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1198
16	I think I need a pair of glasses - |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2158
17	Ghost sex - At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Mo...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1419
18	A guy walks into a post office... - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1295
19	Translations for men - |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1008
20	pillsbury dough boy - what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast in...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1162
21	An elderly couple walk into a doctor office... - An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1109
22	Why do elephants have 4 feet? - Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke	Animal World	982
23	Do you know why single women cannot fart? - Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	941
24	A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus... - A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1533
25	History of lawyers - |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2355

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10544
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2103
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3310
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2746
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2898
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2868
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3748
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3861
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3073
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3221
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3737
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2922
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3417
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2391
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2853
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2842
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3358
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2842
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3231
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3087
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2778
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2805
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2933
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2888
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2888