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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6362 |
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2 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5761 |
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3 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5684 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5430 |
 |
5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5335 |
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6 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2449 |
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7 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2351 |
 |
8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2304 |
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9 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2272 |
 |
10 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2267 |
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11 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2242 |
 |
12 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2207 |
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13 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2202 |
 |
14 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2169 |
 |
15 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2167 |
 |
16 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2134 |
 |
17 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2126 |
 |
18 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2124 |
 |
19 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2120 |
 |
20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2102 |
 |
21 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2089 |
 |
22 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2076 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2058 |
 |
24 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2057 |
 |
25 |
A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
1998 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Baldness in Men - As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1353 |
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2 |
I am called a Princess - The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1113 |
 |
3 |
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven... - 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
548 |
 |
4 |
Mickey Moose! - |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
593 |
 |
5 |
Happens all the time - A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
688 |
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6 |
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa... - The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes |
1291 |
 |
7 |
Doctors meeting - |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
1067 |
 |
8 |
Recruiting any and all pilots - |The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
548 |
 |
9 |
Twas the night before crisis - |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
546 |
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10 |
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him... - A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
598 |
 |
11 |
What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? - What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle....Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
591 |
 |
12 |
A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
Ouch Jokes |
1006 |
 |
13 |
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying... - A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
1024 |
 |
14 |
Voodoo - Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
557 |
 |
15 |
Touring a new saw mill - |Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I los...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
925 |
 |
16 |
U.S. Air Force pilot - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
540 |
 |
17 |
Math is turning bad - |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
961 |
 |
18 |
The most evil thing - "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
611 |
 |
19 |
Admit that you did that - |An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, "...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
566 |
 |
20 |
A nun arrives at the local bar - |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
621 |
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21 |
Computer Diagnosis - One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1099 |
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22 |
Whatever you want it to be - Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
912 |
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23 |
Clearing it - A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes |
1025 |
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24 |
Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
646 |
 |
25 |
The right rhythm - On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
1146 |
 |
# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1361 |
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2 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1148 |
 |
3 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1332 |
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4 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1238 |
 |
5 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1557 |
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6 |
Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1273 |
 |
7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1941 |
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8 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1099 |
 |
9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1281 |
 |
10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1328 |
 |
11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1922 |
 |
12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1322 |
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13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1306 |
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14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1260 |
 |
15 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1252 |
 |
16 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1444 |
 |
17 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1318 |
 |
18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1342 |
 |
19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1258 |
 |
20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1285 |
 |
21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1163 |
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22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1337 |
 |
23 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1319 |
 |
24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1321 |
 |
25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1387 |
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