Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10467
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8804
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8048
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7751
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7425
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5754
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4313
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4293
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4148
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4032
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4015
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4001
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3965
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3856
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3853
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3810
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3804
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3786
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3721
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3716
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3686
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3646
23	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3645
24	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3639
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3631

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Numbers of the Beast - The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	1183
2	Confusion about Y2K - |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1030
3	How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke	Animal World	992
4	What the difference between true love and herpes? - What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1045
5	Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1944
6	Chinese plane crash - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1973
7	Night Before Christmas - Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1302
8	When it's becing toad! - |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1146
9	The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie... - The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1097
10	A dangerous animal - The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1440
11	A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot... - A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1042
12	Only in America do we use the word 'politics'... - Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	2521
13	Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder - Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1140
14	Bassoon jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1038
15	Deadly disease - "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	2263
16	It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1943
17	Elephant jokes 04 - |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 t...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1379
18	A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy... - A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke	Situations	1044
19	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII - Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression tha...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2115
20	Top 10 Things Only Women Understand - 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2506
21	Duties will be the same - As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers was tr...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1003
22	How to speak Southern - |WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonA...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	934
23	New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans - |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Thes...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1132
24	Buying a New Farm - |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2590
25	What was the first thing your husband said to you... - Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1077

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10467
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2051
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7425
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3262
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2690
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2846
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2804
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3686
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3810
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3023
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3171
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3639
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2866
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3362
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2336
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2776
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2786
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3308
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2792
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3176
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3037
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2731
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2752
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2879
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2835