Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10130
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8480
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7755
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7442
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7160
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5175
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4090
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4084
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3920
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3871
11	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3817
12	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3812
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3785
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3676
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3664
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3635
17	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3633
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3599
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3586
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3582
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3520
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3510
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3501
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3495
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3479

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Finding half an apple! - |What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	954
2	There are three 3rd Grade girls... - There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1093
3	The good advice - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her....Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1119
4	What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? - What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1864
5	Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? - Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	936
6	What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? - What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	930
7	Government is there - |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	920
8	The Pope vs. the Queen - The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	1935
9	Does DEC still make toasters?.. - Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	2074
10	You aren't the worst - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	2087
11	Elephant jokes 05 - |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1257
12	Catching the bear - |Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	2080
13	Why do gay men have moustaches? - Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks....Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1002
14	What were Michael Jacksons baby first words? - What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1013
15	Hiring an accountant - |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2008
16	There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle... - There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke	Animal World	944
17	Far East - Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1850
18	Strange grants given - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	967
19	Foreplay - After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1010
20	You Can Never Really Go Back - You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1240
21	Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1906
22	What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? - What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	931
23	An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady... - An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1829
24	The Seven Dwarfs - "The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead......Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1297
25	Moles - A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1445

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10130
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1932
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3041
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2552
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2718
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2671
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3423
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3599
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2862
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2938
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3400
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2720
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3163
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2203
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2670
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2652
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3081
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2682
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2965
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2832
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2631
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2607
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2762
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2719
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2715