Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10201
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8562
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7833
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7520
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7232
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5216
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4161
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4157
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3997
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3910
11	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3877
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3867
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3848
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3708
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3698
16	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3698
17	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3690
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3662
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3618
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3615
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3545
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3538
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3532
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3524
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3509

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Internet highway blues - |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1830
2	What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1864
3	Normal traffic stop - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	2213
4	How are men like UFOs? - How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2211
5	Soap dispenser - Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1272
6	Strange people are here - |There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apart...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	1847
7	What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? - What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	995
8	In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man... - In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1969
9	The company sergent is briefing the recruits... - The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be ...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	2023
10	Where am I, Cathy? - Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1097
11	An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name... - An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk cle...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1234
12	Computer problem report - |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1837
13	A hearing problem - An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1987
14	Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises? - Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1305
15	Footless Parrot - Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke	Animal World	967
16	State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test - State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1094
17	Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you. - "Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1019
18	What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use th...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1104
19	How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll? - Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1140
20	What's your wife's name? - |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1183
21	Two goldfish are in a tank... - Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1303
22	A promise to keep - "But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1265
23	Women's translations - |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We need... = I wa...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	968
24	What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? - What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother......Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	873
25	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3156

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10201
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1962
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3109
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2596
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2746
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2703
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3504
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3662
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2925
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3019
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3440
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2746
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3215
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2239
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2695
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2684
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3156
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2707
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3033
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2895
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2654
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2645
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2783
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2751
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2748