Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8494
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6740
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6142
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5780
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5661
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	2803
7	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2655
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2626
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2589
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2552
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2501
12	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2460
13	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2447
14	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2399
15	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2397
16	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2388
17	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2349
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2345
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2344
20	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2344
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2318
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2289
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2285
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2279
25	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2261

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? - why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	671
2	A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter... - A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the cou...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	625
3	Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said... - Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me aprescription for the Pill.""I don't think yo...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	766
4	Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	724
5	What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? - Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	643
6	Someone stole things from me - |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1390
7	A talking Frog - A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	784
8	Dating hints for men - |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say o...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1223
9	Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? - Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	715
10	Guide for all women - |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M T...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	1264
11	What do you call an honest lawyer? - What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1320
12	50-50 relationship - What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1145
13	Three engineering students were gathered together... - Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human bod...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	692
14	What does a blonde say after sex? - What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	697
15	What does a camera and a condom have in common? - What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	630
16	These two women went out for a night on the town... - These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the eve...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	648
17	A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked... - A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "G...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	598
18	Lawyer's club - |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	675
19	Some of the myths about marriage... - TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their pa...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	632
20	What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? - What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1305
21	What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head? - What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	768
22	The Pope took a philosophy professor... - The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	702
23	Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal... - Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school i...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	714
24	Nice, but rough - An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke	Animal World	711
25	If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen? - If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	695

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8494
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1617
3	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1350
4	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1559
5	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1467
6	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1886
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2162
8	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1305
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1502
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1515
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2137
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1547
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1585
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1487
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1477
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1661
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1519
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1571
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1469
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1485
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1381
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1552
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1542
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1547
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1642