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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6525 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5899 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5808 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5570 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5448 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2539 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2484 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2390 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2360 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2325 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2296 Rating:6 | Voted:1
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2292 Rating:7 | Voted:3
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2284 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2247 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2217 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2207 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2205 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2204 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2181 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2172 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2160 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2147 Rating:7 | Voted:9
24 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2140 Rating:2 | Voted:4
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 2082 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
- What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 611 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
- Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line....Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 614 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 high tech
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 557 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Who is doing the work around here?
- |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Greedy Kiwi
- This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 An effective contraceptive
- After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda lar...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 609 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Bill Gates picks his own punishment
- |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 612 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 1075 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Very stupid robbers
- |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 572 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Tombstone epitaph II
- Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut d...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 663 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
- Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 599 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A woman consulted a doctor...
- A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 610 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use th...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 688 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A Chinese man is making love to his wife...
- A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,"Baby, I wanna' 69!"She gives him ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 609 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 1239 Rating:2 | Voted:1
16 What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
- What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk....Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 621 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
- What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 706 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
- Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Before you criticize someone...
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 671 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 ...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
- How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Two attorneys went into a diner...
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 763 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Did you hear about the hillbilly...
- Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 615 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the...
- Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder....Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 747 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Poetic justice
- A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucki...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 625 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1454 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1233 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1415 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1317 Rating:10 | Voted:2
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1651 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2041 Rating:10 | Voted:4
7 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1186 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1364 Rating:10 | Voted:2
9 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1411 Rating:10 | Voted:4
10 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2004 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1406 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1408 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1353 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1335 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1526 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1398 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1426 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1343 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1365 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1247 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1421 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1407 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1404 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1474 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1305 Rating:10 | Voted:4

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