Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8631
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6928
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6299
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5927
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5778
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3189
7	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2746
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2716
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2708
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2673
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2592
12	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2562
13	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2539
14	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2489
15	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2479
16	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2477
17	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2433
18	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2431
19	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2431
20	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2428
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2401
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2374
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2367
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2363
25	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2351

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	How big is the penis of Bill Clinton? - How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	655
2	What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig? - What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1310
3	A bus conversation - A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	756
4	What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop... - What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	740
5	Do you know where you were going? - |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1491
6	About last night - After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1359
7	I'll get you next slime! - |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	678
8	You might be a redneck if...car color - The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."...Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	1200
9	When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? - When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	804
10	My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting... - My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	780
11	Catfish vs. Lawyer - Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	741
12	Lawyer in a car wreck - One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	694
13	A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex... - A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked th...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	768
14	Caring for floppy disks - |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	861
15	A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	757
16	A woman participating in a survey was asked... - A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1263
17	Who's got long blonde hair and big tits... - Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? S...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	730
18	It's a sin - "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	931
19	Camel Died - Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	719
20	Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar... - Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: "You know, I had me every ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	769
21	Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1185
22	Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars... - Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...Read the whole joke	Situations	736
23	Next US President - A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	692
24	A young punk gets on the cross-town bus - A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	786
25	Why did the Avon lady walk funny? - Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	710

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8631
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	883
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1746
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1442
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1643
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1562
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2057
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2244
9	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1422
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1584
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1595
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2222
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1636
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1733
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1571
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1564
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1754
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1621
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1669
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1555
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1574
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1466
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1639
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1631
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1643