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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5093 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4683 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4568 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4317 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4174 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1921 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1801 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1740 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1720 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1718 Rating:4 | Voted:7
11 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1713 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1702 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1700 Rating:4 | Voted:1
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1681 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1628 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1614 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1596 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1592 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1567 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1556 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1552 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1532 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1492 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 I'm at the wrong bank
- |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tel...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A guy rings work and says...
- A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 362 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A blonde went to the appliance store sale...
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 424 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 773 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Beware of dog!
- Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke
Animal World 447 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What is the difference between a hockey game...
- What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 744 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Giving Cats Pills
- |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1221 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 State of Arkansas Residency Application
- State of Arkansas Residency Applicat...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 473 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
- How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Strange new battles
- |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a r...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The Eighteen Bottles
- The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 310 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A young lady walks into a doctors office...
- A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Docto...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 535 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Put it to a good use
- The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke
Situations 412 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
- One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 458 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Snowboarding lesson
- |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that say...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 805 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
- Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Internet can get worse
- |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 641 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 He simply croaked!
- |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Who invented sex
- A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 691 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 100 Buckets of Bits
- |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 712 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
- What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 679 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A blonde detective
- |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 804 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A well laid out plan
- "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 439 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 On Jeopardy
- On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 417 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 833 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 858 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 825 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 731 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 978 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 801 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1458 Rating:10 | Voted:2
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 829 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1421 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 836 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 765 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 810 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 776 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 972 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 879 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 867 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 773 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 826 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 867 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 860 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 828 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 852 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 829 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 380 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 730 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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