Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	895
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	864
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	846
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	838
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	806
6	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	90
7	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	89
8	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	83
9	Cat technical support problems - |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	83
10	Dogs and Light Bulbs - |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	83
11	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	81
12	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	81
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	80
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	80
15	Two angry neighbors - |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	80
16	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	79
17	In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	79
18	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	78
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	78
20	Cow on train tracks - |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	78
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	77
22	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	75
23	If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	75
24	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	74
25	This is one smart dog - |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	74

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to... - A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	6
2	A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center... - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	6
3	The newly web game! - |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	6
4	You should learn to be more polite - |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	7
5	I suppose I earned enough - |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	7
6	Heaven playing sports - |St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be pla...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	8
7	King of the Jungle - Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	19
8	This dog is acting bad - |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	46
9	The problem is at your end - |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	7
10	News from Washington - WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congr...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	6
11	Inflatable high heels - I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	18
12	How to Catch a White Elephant - How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke	Animal World	6
13	A little change - The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	6
14	Cross mouse cards! - |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	7
15	stamp out forest fires! - |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	6
16	This must be heaven - |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	19
17	A man went to the police station wishing to speak... - A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	6
18	A Purple Heart - A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke	Situations	9
19	As US tourists in Israel... - As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	6
20	If Apple ran Christmas... - |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	10
21	If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked... - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	14
22	All Jews and six Mexicans - This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America. He...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	8
23	Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven... - Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I ...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	6
24	Why do blondes use so much shampoo? - Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	24
25	Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show... - Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke	Situations	9

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	895
2	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	78
3	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	72
4	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	74
5	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	79
6	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	70
7	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	70
8	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	62
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	81
10	stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	67
11	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	64
12	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	81
13	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	75
14	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	70
15	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	89
16	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	78
17	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	69
18	In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	79
19	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	838
20	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	64
21	If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	75
22	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	77
23	He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	65
24	If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas... - |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	67
25	Trapped within a bog - |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy sho...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	29