Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10366
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8702
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7951
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7665
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7351
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5354
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4256
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4244
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4091
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3983
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3961
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3947
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3896
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3807
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3789
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3762
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3749
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3731
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3659
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3658
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3629
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3587
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3579
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3572
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3562

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Wrong card - At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1053
2	While attending a spelling session in school one day... - While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the wor...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1067
3	Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? - Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1034
4	Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy... - Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1153
5	What do you call a blonde in the freezer? - What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	950
6	Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6... - Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1339
7	Two bikers were talking at a bar... - Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1042
8	Animals Q & A - |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2950
9	A family was having dinner on Mother's Day... - A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1118
10	Cowboy jokes - |The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial tur...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1908
11	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	982
12	Why are women like snow flakes? - Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1347
13	I'm going ice fishing! - |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1426
14	A mouse-tache! - |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1335
15	If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant... - Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	965
16	He is a very fast drinker - |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1148
17	Tough job - A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1088
18	Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1120
19	A moose-quito! - |What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1074
20	The Bar Basement - Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1126
21	In the land of Oz - Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	918
22	Cold Hands - Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	993
23	A very interesting fact - |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	959
24	A young girl is with her dad at the barbers... - A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1285
25	On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob... - On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1063

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10366
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1996
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7351
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3209
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2636
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2791
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2742
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3629
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3762
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2968
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3109
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3536
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2811
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3301
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2283
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2726
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2734
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3251
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2740
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3118
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2987
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2686
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2685
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2823
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2786