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Rating |
1 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6027 |
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2 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5445 |
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3 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5344 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5109 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5015 |
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6 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2265 |
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7 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2161 |
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8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2113 |
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9 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2064 |
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10 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2062 |
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11 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2057 |
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12 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2026 |
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13 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2023 |
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14 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2000 |
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15 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1977 |
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16 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1942 |
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17 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
1941 |
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18 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
1939 |
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19 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
1936 |
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20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
1924 |
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21 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1905 |
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22 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1887 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
1870 |
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24 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1855 |
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25 |
A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
1818 |
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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Give me the bad news first... - "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
512 |
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2 |
What is the oldest profession? - |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
468 |
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3 |
A fair price - A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
468 |
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4 |
Answering Machine Recording - Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
932 |
 |
5 |
Caught by a local tribe - |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
556 |
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6 |
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
601 |
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7 |
Spell it - Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
515 |
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8 |
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? - What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
498 |
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9 |
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry... - Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
503 |
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10 |
Backward Santa - As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
503 |
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11 |
A delicacy - An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
986 |
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12 |
Three guys are discussing women... - Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
546 |
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13 |
A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
547 |
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14 |
Make a horse Cry. - A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
511 |
 |
15 |
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? - How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhe...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
483 |
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16 |
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin... - A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
493 |
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17 |
Blonde goes flying - |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
1045 |
 |
18 |
You might be a redneck if... rich relative - Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it....Read the whole joke |
Redneck Jokes |
984 |
 |
19 |
The ages of man - God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
628 |
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20 |
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women? - Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
449 |
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21 |
Bottle of Evian water? - |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
933 |
 |
22 |
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together... - Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1054 |
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23 |
Important thoughts - *Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
536 |
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24 |
The Diet - The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
506 |
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25 |
Want some of this? - Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
609 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1179 |
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2 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
973 |
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3 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1149 |
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4 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1060 |
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5 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1371 |
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6 |
Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1095 |
 |
7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1756 |
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8 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
940 |
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9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1119 |
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10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1163 |
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11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1724 |
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12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1147 |
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13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1112 |
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14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1090 |
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15 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1069 |
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16 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1271 |
 |
17 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1157 |
 |
18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1155 |
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19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1069 |
 |
20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1118 |
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21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
987 |
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22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1164 |
 |
23 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1143 |
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24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1142 |
 |
25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1213 |
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