Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10286
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8625
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7890
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7586
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7284
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5246
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4214
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4204
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4047
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3929
11	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3924
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3921
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3870
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3761
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3743
16	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3715
17	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3709
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3707
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3637
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3634
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3562
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3562
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3556
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3553
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3542

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A guy's fingering his girlfriend... - A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1013
2	Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2510
3	House explosion - You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's whe...Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	2104
4	A small boy was lost, so he went up... - A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2037
5	What causes arthritis? - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1274
6	Go give us a donation - |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1008
7	Choking a girlfriend - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	977
8	There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving... - There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	994
9	A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1953
10	Buying a New Farm - |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2505
11	Christmas at the Post Office - Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1901
12	You know you are in a small town... - You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1039
13	If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce... - If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they st...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1282
14	Wife-taming method - Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	2079
15	Which of the following does not belong? - Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1394
16	Roll of toilet paper - |How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know - it's never happened....Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	2179
17	What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? - What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	951
18	There were two guys walking down the street... - There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke	Animal World	968
19	Economic pressures - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	919
20	Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City... - Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"Sh...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1309
21	Evaluation comments - |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	2210
22	Bubble and squeak! - |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1038
23	The real treasure - An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1073
24	On their first night to be together... - On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1401
25	Replacing lab rats with lawyers - |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	934

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10286
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1973
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3159
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2616
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2764
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2721
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3562
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3709
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2942
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3061
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3475
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2788
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3259
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2258
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2709
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2701
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3200
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2721
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3075
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2938
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2670
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2667
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2807
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2769
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2768