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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8324 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6603 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5975 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5650 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5521 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2597 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2550 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2460 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2420 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2413 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2374 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2349 Rating:6 | Voted:1
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2347 Rating:7 | Voted:3
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2268 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2260 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2256 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2252 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2230 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2222 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2208 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2202 Rating:7 | Voted:9
24 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2187 Rating:2 | Voted:4
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 2130 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 If Men made the Rules
- 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1166 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped...
- Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1134 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A pool table?
- |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 612 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 There was an old married couple that had happily...
- There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 696 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1143 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A reason for divorce
- "Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questionedhis client. "Tell me about it....Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 674 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A blind guy goes into a whore house...
- A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He sa...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 624 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Temperatures and What They Mean
- Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimmi...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 575 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
- Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1212 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Give chocolate pudding
- |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 672 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...
- 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Mes...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 826 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Business is business
- A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 730 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Irish girl confesses sins
- |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is i...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 1260 Rating:4 | Voted:2
15 Forgot to pedal
- I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 689 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Do you know what a Yankee is?
- Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 726 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The results of statistics
- |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 1112 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 At an auction
- During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke
Animal World 677 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1149 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 702 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Help stories from Tech Support
- |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 619 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Bitter end
- Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 735 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Elephant jokes 06
- |What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Armando asks...
- Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach stee...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Husband: Want a quickie?
- Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 657 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8324 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1508 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1280 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1464 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1370 Rating:10 | Voted:2
6 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1720 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2087 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1236 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1415 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1459 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2049 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1454 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1476 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1401 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1400 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1576 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1448 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1478 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1394 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1416 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1297 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1469 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1452 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1461 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1554 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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