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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5235 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4818 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4702 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4448 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1973 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1860 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1791 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1777 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1774 Rating:4 | Voted:8
11 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1757 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1751 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1749 Rating:5 | Voted:2
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1729 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1682 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1676 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1661 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1652 Rating:5 | Voted:2
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1645 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1620 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1606 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1604 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1579 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1540 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed...
- Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because they don't wan...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 402 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Backward Santa
- As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 709 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Latest software technology
- Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology ...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 367 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the smartest blonde?
- What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 354 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A frog with hiccups!
- |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
- Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Historic Custer battle
- |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 405 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
- Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
- A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian...
- A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 362 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 359 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Twice a day
- This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 472 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Problems during flight
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 399 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Beer and estrogen
- In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestroge...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 358 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist...
- A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 299 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Touring Washington
- |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Un...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
- This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 415 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Strange name for cats
- |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 390 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Banjo jokes
- |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 381 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 You might be a redneck if... in bed
- You've ever used lard in bed....Read the whole joke
Redneck Jokes 717 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 362 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Marines and the police
- |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 387 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
- The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front ti...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 353 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Different Treatments
- A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always prom...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 387 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 879 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 910 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 874 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 782 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1030 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 842 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1499 Rating:10 | Voted:2
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 869 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1459 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 883 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 813 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 849 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 813 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1009 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 916 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 911 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 816 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 867 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 908 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 903 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 874 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 933 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 884 Rating:10 | Voted:4
24 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 422 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 775 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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