Top Readed Jokes

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1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10342
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8671
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7939
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7635
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7332
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5289
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4245
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4237
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4082
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3971
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3953
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3939
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3890
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3793
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3779
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3751
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3736
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3722
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3652
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3650
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3611
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3579
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3571
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3564
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3555

Random Jokes

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1	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	2901
2	Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks... - Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2323
3	Why did the spider buy a car? - |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	934
4	There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope... - There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1166
5	A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor... - A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversa...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1319
6	When I was growing up I used to lick all... - When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boy...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1269
7	Chatting on the plane - |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1030
8	The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and... - The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" a...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1144
9	The last request - Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1006
10	What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? - What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1031
11	What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1075
12	All the same - An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	2389
13	Little Johnny's mother decided to give... - Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	972
14	Which of the following does not belong? - Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1425
15	Chinese plane crash - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1924
16	A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India... - A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	2281
17	Knitting and driving - |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	946
18	A golf blooded reptile! - |What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1280
19	Why do women fake orgasms? - Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	985
20	A policeman was patrolling near midnight... - A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course. He drove ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1371
21	Whats the diffrence - whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2023
22	Special High Intensity Teaching - Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	2320
23	Computer Crashed - My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1977
24	Husband 1.0 - |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1132
25	Capitalist and Socialist Hell - A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1107

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10342
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1991
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7332
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3197
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2630
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2782
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2737
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3611
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3751
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2959
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3100
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3515
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2806
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3292
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2275
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2722
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2730
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3238
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2734
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3111
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2975
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2682
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2679
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2818
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2779