Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10482
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8818
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8069
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7771
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7445
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5773
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4322
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4308
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4160
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4044
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4026
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4021
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3978
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3872
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3867
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3819
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3817
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3798
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3732
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3729
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3701
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3662
23	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3661
24	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3660
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3645

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? - What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	996
2	What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling - What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which a...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1030
3	Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and... - Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...Read the whole joke	Situations	1112
4	An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice... - An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1085
5	A lying cheat - Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1962
6	A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow... - A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke	Situations	1030
7	The only wish - Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean. They managed to...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1095
8	A blonde came running home to her mother... - A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1160
9	How many does it take? - Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke	Situations	1171
10	What's stiff and excites women? - Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1079
11	What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? - Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1094
12	A hot frog! - |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1080
13	What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss??? - What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1000
14	A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night... - A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1099
15	Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII - Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1365
16	Digger Phelps quotes - |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We hav...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1250
17	Blonde Car Accident - |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	990
18	Doctor's Notes 1 - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	954
19	Fly, baby, fly! - A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their dea...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1056
20	How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? - Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1104
21	The reason for running - |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed unti...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1269
22	A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues... - A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1003
23	Doing the right thing - Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum ...Read the whole joke	Situations	1053
24	Women's translations - |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We need... = I wa...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1025
25	Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? - Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2051

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10482
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2066
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7445
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3273
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2704
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2859
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2823
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3701
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3819
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3036
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3184
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3661
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2881
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3377
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2356
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2791
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2797
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3320
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2802
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3190
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3050
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2740
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2765
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2892
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2848