Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10414
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8744
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7989
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7689
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7377
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5414
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4273
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4257
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4104
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3999
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3976
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3961
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3919
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3817
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3804
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3775
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3769
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3746
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3673
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3670
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3648
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3603
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3596
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3589
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3581

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Only found in America - |Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are t...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	1044
2	Heaven and smoking - Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1062
3	Lenin's silver ruble - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	918
4	What do you get when a blond stands on here head? - Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	997
5	If for every rule there is an exception... - If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1101
6	Only once - "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too...Read the whole joke	Situations	1005
7	a nerd, a nude, and a bike - A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1999
8	A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top... - A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke	Situations	1314
9	A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit... - A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	983
10	During an Army war game... - During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	2157
11	There was a blonde and a brunette in a car... - There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1356
12	A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt... - A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption cen...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	999
13	If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer - |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help yo...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1035
14	What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist? - What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1306
15	Horse pulls the car - |An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1880
16	A bus conversation - A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1380
17	What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? - What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2212
18	An artist asked the gallery owner... - An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1179
19	Ant jokes 03 - |Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!W...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	992
20	Government is there - |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	964
21	Woman's instructions - |THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because t...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	2271
22	A prisoner with skills - |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1412
23	A woman visits her physician... - A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctor...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1360
24	A hamster! - |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1072
25	Typical jewish mother - My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	2292

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10414
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2012
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7377
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3221
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2649
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2807
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2755
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3648
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3775
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2986
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3127
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3563
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2828
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3316
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2295
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2742
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2748
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3269
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2754
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3142
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3004
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2697
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2701
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2840
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2798