Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10152
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8508
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7783
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7463
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7183
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5192
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4110
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4103
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3950
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3881
11	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3833
12	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3823
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3810
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3679
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3670
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3652
17	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3651
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3620
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3594
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3589
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3525
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3513
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3507
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3496
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3483

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The amazing golf ball - |A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to ...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1243
2	Should have glasses - |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1144
3	Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife... - Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Ye...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	962
4	Have a Drink - Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1129
5	What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? - What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1117
6	What is the smartest blonde? - What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	952
7	Did you hear about the spanish fireman... - Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1824
8	An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1931
9	Lawyer's club - |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1006
10	What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? - What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	988
11	Strategy - The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke	Situations	1153
12	Breaking into a house - |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1187
13	A Girl Scout troop leader... - A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	977
14	Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much? - Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1208
15	I only ordered a double - |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	2226
16	A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed... - A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1891
17	One of two reasons - I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1005
18	When you know you must really be drunk - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1312
19	A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	989
20	Shoe shopping - A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sal...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	878
21	The seven kinds of passionate women - The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	932
22	He was un hoppy! - |Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	949
23	Two Italian construction workers... - Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to ...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	999
24	You're in big trouble - |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the office...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1022
25	yo mama's teeth - yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1926

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10152
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1940
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3060
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2565
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2723
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2682
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3444
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3620
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2879
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2962
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3410
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2723
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3178
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2216
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2673
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2660
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3102
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2685
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2983
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2853
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2637
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2615
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2765
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2723
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2720