Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10563
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8894
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8143
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7854
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7521
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5948
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4373
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4367
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4213
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4086
11	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4081
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4072
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4030
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3934
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3918
16	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3874
17	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3868
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3843
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3786
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3782
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3756
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3747
23	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3716
24	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3715
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3705

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	He's a drunk driver - |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1378
2	Anybody Home? - A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the m...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2157
3	Hot croako! - |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1040
4	A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way... - A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	2042
5	A bus stops and two Italian men get on... - A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. Th...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1189
6	Bad habits - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1024
7	Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro... - Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	1171
8	A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap... - Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned tohis office a...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1490
9	What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2054
10	A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical... - A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1095
11	Leaving money for the dead - |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1339
12	Australia... - Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	2286
13	Where do frogs keep their treasure? - |Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1073
14	Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery... - Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1304
15	Two kindergarten girls were talking outside... - Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1148
16	men and beer bottles - |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	2239
17	Silence - Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise di...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1079
18	Ordering fast food - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	2367
19	A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade... - A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. H...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1149
20	What have a blonde and a computer got in common? - What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1201
21	Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells... - Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1969
22	Solve the riddle - Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has on...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1430
23	The approach of winter - Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. - It's starting to snow, the first of the season, and the wife and I took our...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1077
24	what would happen if your dog's... - Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homewo...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2320
25	What are you doing, Tommy? - Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1111

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10563
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2115
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3323
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2755
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2905
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2879
7	Psychic Phenomena - Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2036
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3756
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3868
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3082
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3231
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3747
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2936
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3427
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2404
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2861
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2853
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3367
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2853
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3240
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3095
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2785
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2818
24	Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away - Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2087
25	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2942