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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6027 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5445 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5344 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5109 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5015 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2265 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2161 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2113 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2064 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2062 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2057 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2026 Rating:5 | Voted:2
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2023 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2000 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1977 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1942 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1941 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1939 Rating:5 | Voted:2
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1936 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1924 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1905 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1887 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1870 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1855 Rating:7 | Voted:7
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1818 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Give me the bad news first...
- "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 512 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What is the oldest profession?
- |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 468 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A fair price
- A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 468 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Answering Machine Recording
- Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 932 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Caught by a local tribe
- |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 556 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
- On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 601 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Spell it
- Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...Read the whole joke
Situations 515 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
- What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 498 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
- Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 503 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Backward Santa
- As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 503 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A delicacy
- An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 986 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Three guys are discussing women...
- Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 546 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A man let out a humongous burp...
- A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke
Situations 547 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Make a horse Cry.
- A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 511 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
- How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhe...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 483 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...
- A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 493 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 1045 Rating:8 | Voted:2
18 You might be a redneck if... rich relative
- Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it....Read the whole joke
Redneck Jokes 984 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 The ages of man
- God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
- Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 449 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Bottle of Evian water?
- |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 933 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together...
- Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1054 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Important thoughts
- *Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The Diet
- The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass s...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 506 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Want some of this?
- Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 609 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1179 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 973 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1149 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1060 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1371 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1095 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1756 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 940 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1119 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1163 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1724 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1147 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1112 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1090 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1069 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1271 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1157 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1155 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1069 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1118 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 987 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1164 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1143 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1142 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1213 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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