Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8950
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7294
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6584
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6250
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6052
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3918
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2996
8	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2967
9	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2941
10	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2932
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2809
12	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2790
13	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2783
14	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2721
15	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2704
16	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2692
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2675
18	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2660
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2649
20	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2646
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2644
22	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2617
23	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2600
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2579
25	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2575

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A woman orders a chicken sandwhich... - A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to fig...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	820
2	Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married... - Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold i...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	859
3	He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	1980
4	How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color? - How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	903
5	Brezhnev at his speech - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	765
6	10 Husbands, Still a Virgin? - A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	885
7	What is the difference between condoms and coffins? - What's the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one's coming an...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	947
8	If Hewlett-Packard made toasters... - If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	2391
9	An advantage of being with an older woman - An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	920
10	A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office... - A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	932
11	New submarine Ensign - |The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.He was trying ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	853
12	Golfing - A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies te...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1428
13	Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead... - Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1491
14	Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low? - Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	959
15	A technical bastard - A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	817
16	Confusion about Y2K - |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	871
17	Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	872
18	Lawyers and sperm - What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	892
19	What's stiff and excites women? - Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	889
20	MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS - Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1532
21	What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? - What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	893
22	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1293
23	Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead? - Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	844
24	An honest lawyer - |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	766
25	No exit - An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying h...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1652

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8950
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1087
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2030
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1654
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1857
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1779
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2345
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2495
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1841
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1858
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2479
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1857
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2076
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1778
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1793
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2023
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1854
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1940
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1822
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1773
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1675
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1854
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1860
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1854
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1937