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Category |
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Rating |
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Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8296 |
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2 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6579 |
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3 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5951 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5624 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5495 |
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6 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2581 |
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7 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2531 |
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8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2444 |
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9 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2405 |
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10 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2401 |
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11 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2358 |
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12 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2332 |
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13 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2331 |
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14 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2316 |
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15 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2282 |
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16 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2249 |
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17 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2244 |
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18 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2242 |
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19 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2238 |
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20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2214 |
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21 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2209 |
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22 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2195 |
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23 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2187 |
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24 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2174 |
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25 |
A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
2113 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Striking statistics - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
566 |
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2 |
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex? - How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
637 |
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3 |
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach... - A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
711 |
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4 |
Why do women fake orgasms? - Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay....Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
598 |
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5 |
drunk guy and the nun - There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
643 |
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6 |
New son-in-law - A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
667 |
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7 |
Fair business - Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan ...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
680 |
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8 |
If a vegetarian eats vegetables... - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1214 |
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9 |
The old mans bird - Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1196 |
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10 |
Workout at the gym - |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local heal...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes |
550 |
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11 |
Escalators - An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1162 |
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12 |
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars... - Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
631 |
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13 |
White Hart Lane is on fire - |The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Ha...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes |
638 |
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14 |
Whatever you want it to be - Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
989 |
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15 |
After years of psychotherapy... - After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
634 |
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16 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men... - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
591 |
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17 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2331 |
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18 |
This is what should happen to ALL CATS! - This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1339 |
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19 |
A recent study showed... - A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
703 |
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20 |
Men advising women - |Advice From Men To Women...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...If we're in ...Read the whole joke |
Gender Jokes |
1167 |
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21 |
Dog jokes 05 - |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a ...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
621 |
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22 |
Stick your tongue out... - Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
601 |
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23 |
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her... - A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
605 |
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24 |
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
653 |
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25 |
Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
615 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8296 |
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2 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1494 |
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3 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1265 |
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4 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1454 |
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5 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1354 |
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6 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1707 |
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7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2075 |
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8 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1222 |
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9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1402 |
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10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1446 |
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11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2036 |
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12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1442 |
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13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1465 |
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14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1387 |
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15 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1380 |
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16 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1563 |
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17 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1435 |
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18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1464 |
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19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1381 |
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20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1404 |
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21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1283 |
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22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1456 |
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23 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1441 |
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24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1448 |
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25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1542 |
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