Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10526
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8856
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8106
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7812
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7485
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5802
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4346
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4341
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4185
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4063
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4050
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4048
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4003
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3907
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3892
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3846
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3838
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3821
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3753
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3751
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3724
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3707
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3687
24	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3684
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3678

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Birth Control - An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	993
2	How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics? - How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run, Jump, and Swim i...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1040
3	What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? - What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1014
4	Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? - Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1052
5	The Hat - The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1409
6	Little Johny being literal - Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1253
7	Sexually active - A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUG...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1309
8	Economics ruins life - |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2145
9	Camel Died - Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1430
10	If Apple ran Christmas... - |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1048
11	Strange people are here - |There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apart...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	1951
12	A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters... - A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke	Situations	1187
13	What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? - What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1961
14	4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV... - 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1452
15	The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals... - The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2094
16	Violin jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	2071
17	Skin-diving! - |What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1077
18	The hit-and-run - The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke	Situations	1087
19	A little boy was excited about his first day at school... - A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1014
20	Lawyers are greedy - |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	972
21	At a distressed city - |he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most like...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	968
22	A woman participating in a survey was asked... - A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2310
23	Should have glasses - |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1296
24	Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1124
25	Get married - Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1060

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10526
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2086
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7485
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3295
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2722
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2883
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2850
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3724
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3846
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3053
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3203
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3707
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2905
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3402
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2378
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2814
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2825
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3341
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2824
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3216
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3072
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2763
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2789
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2918
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2871