Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10458
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8796
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8039
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7739
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7419
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5746
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4307
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4287
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4140
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4027
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4011
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3997
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3959
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3850
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3844
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3803
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3801
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3778
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3716
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3709
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3681
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3642
23	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3638
24	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3628
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3622

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Merry...ied talk - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1055
2	How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1939
3	New person in prison - |A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 year...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1096
4	Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said... - Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1135
5	As US tourists in Israel... - As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1124
6	A drunk Irisihman falls - |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heav...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	1972
7	Worm your way out of that one! - |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1994
8	When I was growing up I used to lick all... - When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boy...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1307
9	The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade... - The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by th...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1063
10	Prison vs. full-time job - |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1051
11	play bingo - |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1087
12	Addicted To Computers - Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1973
13	When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven... - When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2391
14	Royalty and W - At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden...Read the whole joke	Situations	2125
15	Visiting a rural farm - |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	2015
16	OUCH! - OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	2286
17	Equally qualified - Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American a...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	968
18	Gay banter - More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussin...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1002
19	It was their first date... - It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1153
20	Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up... - "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1119
21	How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? - Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	2904
22	The Answer: A Cockrobin. - The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1002
23	Furniture salesman - Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1130
24	What do you do if your bank account stops working? - What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1994
25	Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open? - Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1066

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10458
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2048
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7419
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3255
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2679
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2842
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2794
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3681
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3803
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3019
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3164
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3628
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2860
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3355
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2330
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2772
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2780
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3299
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2785
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3171
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3031
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2726
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2742
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2872
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2829