Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6027
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5445
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5344
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5109
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5015
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2265
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2161
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2113
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2064
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2062
11	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2057
12	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2026
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2023
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2000
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1977
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1942
17	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1941
18	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1939
19	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1936
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1924
21	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1905
22	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1887
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1870
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1855
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1818

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Give me the bad news first... - "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	512
2	What is the oldest profession? - |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	468
3	A fair price - A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	468
4	Answering Machine Recording - Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	932
5	Caught by a local tribe - |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	556
6	On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	601
7	Spell it - Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...Read the whole joke	Situations	515
8	What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? - What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	498
9	Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry... - Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	503
10	Backward Santa - As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	503
11	A delicacy - An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	986
12	Three guys are discussing women... - Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	546
13	A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke	Situations	547
14	Make a horse Cry. - A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	511
15	How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? - How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhe...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	483
16	A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin... - A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	493
17	Blonde goes flying - |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	1045
18	You might be a redneck if... rich relative - Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	984
19	The ages of man - God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	628
20	Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women? - Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	449
21	Bottle of Evian water? - |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	933
22	Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together... - Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1054
23	Important thoughts - *Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	536
24	The Diet - The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass s...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	506
25	Want some of this? - Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	609

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1179
2	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	973
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1149
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1060
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1371
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1095
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1756
8	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	940
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1119
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1163
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1724
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1147
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1112
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1090
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1069
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1271
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1157
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1155
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1069
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1118
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	987
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1164
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1143
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1142
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1213