Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10082
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8413
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7698
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7384
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7109
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5161
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4046
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4040
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3855
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3836
11	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3781
12	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3771
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3738
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3662
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3648
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3596
17	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3587
18	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3562
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3560
20	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3557
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3504
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3497
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3483
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3482
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3467

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river... - There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke	Animal World	908
2	A lesson in ebonics - A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1036
3	What is the smartest blonde? - What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	939
4	Replacing lab rats with lawyers - |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	907
5	Tombstone Epitaph VII - Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no bus...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	884
6	Tombstone Epitaph IX - Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942Looked up the elev...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	985
7	Do at a bowling alley - |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behav...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	2029
8	The bum on a street - |A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "W...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1796
9	Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic... - Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1953
10	A talking horse - A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1070
11	OUCH! - OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	2042
12	What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog? - What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1018
13	What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? - What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1041
14	Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke	Animal World	941
15	What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	974
16	If Thinking Machines ran Christmas... - |You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time....Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1042
17	Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? - Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her hu...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1021
18	What's the object of a Jewish football game? - What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	947
19	You might be a redneck if... rich relative - Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	2042
20	Rookie is on the job - |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	956
21	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1906
22	A woman consulted a doctor... - A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	983
23	An academic problem - An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all ...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	996
24	Bird jokes 03 - |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried ow...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	940
25	There was a place crash in Poland - |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	1003

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10082
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1911
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2989
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2523
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2700
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2637
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3371
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3557
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2807
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2884
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3369
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2704
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3117
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2178
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2657
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2634
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3024
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2662
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2918
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2785
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2615
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2570
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2744
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2702
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2703