Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1396
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1389
3	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1367
4	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1359
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1293
6	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	354
7	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	342
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	336
9	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	332
10	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	327
11	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	327
12	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	318
13	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	312
14	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	311
15	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	304
16	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	302
17	Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo - |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	302
18	Cat technical support problems - |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	299
19	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	290
20	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	284
21	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	283
22	Two angry neighbors - |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	282
23	Dogs and Light Bulbs - |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	278
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	277
25	If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	269

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV - Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	67
2	A couple married forty years were revisiting the... - A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	74
3	A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	79
4	Sex Education - A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	52
5	Is there a mouse in the house? - |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	45
6	Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch... - Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	87
7	Millennia Year Application Software System - Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-w...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	130
8	Out All Night Drinking - Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally say...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	35
9	You might be a redneck if...jeans - You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	61
10	Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	124
11	Elephants - How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke	Animal World	27
12	They have webbed feet! - |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	61
13	Politically correct seasons greetings - POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	181
14	Warning all shoplifters - |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	27
15	Fallen bridge - |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	177
16	What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160? - Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	166
17	With a puzzled look on his face... - With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	47
18	Happens all the time - A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	65
19	Computer Ease! - Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	48
20	A moose-quito! - |What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	38
21	Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner... - Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wonder...Read the whole joke	Situations	99
22	Investigating a terrible accident - |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	188
23	A boy and girl octopus out on a date... - A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke	Animal World	159
24	Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? - Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	29
25	Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies... - Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	94

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1396
2	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	318
3	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	252
4	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	302
5	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	283
6	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	311
7	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	229
8	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	226
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	284
10	stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	260
11	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	254
12	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	336
13	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	277
14	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	243
15	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	312
16	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	304
17	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	267
18	In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	257
19	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1367
20	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	254
21	If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	269
22	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	327
23	He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	255
24	If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas... - |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	260
25	Trapped within a bog - |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy sho...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	212