Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10097
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8436
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7717
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7406
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7125
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5168
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4062
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4057
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3873
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3852
11	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3793
12	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3787
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3755
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3670
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3655
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3604
17	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3603
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3573
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3572
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3566
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3511
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3503
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3490
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3487
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3474

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	British Rail - |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of ...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1060
2	Saving the situation - After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	939
3	A young minister, in the first days of his first parish... - A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1395
4	What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip? - What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	900
5	A burglar is in big trouble - |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2646
6	Did you hear about the blond? - |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde wh...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	975
7	Helping a blond lose weight - |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1954
8	Grant Bar and Casino - Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	890
9	Visiting a rural farm - |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1908
10	A new bucket - The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clin...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	919
11	Why do women have legs? - why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1212
12	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1528
13	What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	919
14	Blonde Car Accident - |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	911
15	A construction worker goes to the doctor and says... - A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1026
16	Drinking too much - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2132
17	A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke	Situations	933
18	If Radio Shack ran Christmas... - |he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you c...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	870
19	Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	908
20	Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash - Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1909
21	Dating hints for men - |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say o...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	2108
22	Graphics work too much - |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1812
23	Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open? - Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1008
24	What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ? - What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1221
25	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2534

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10097
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1921
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3008
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2534
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2706
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2649
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3388
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3573
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2826
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2904
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3378
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2710
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3134
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2188
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2662
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2642
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3043
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2672
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2935
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2803
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2626
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2585
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2754
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2710
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2709