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In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man... - In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke |
1314 |
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? - How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...Read the whole joke |
1366 |
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Visual joke - Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...Read the whole joke |
1354 |
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Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? - Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
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5 |
What is white and flies across the sky? - What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke |
1254 |
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals... - The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke |
1281 |
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7 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
2719 |
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8 |
Three religious truths - There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke |
1401 |
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9 |
Noah And Today's Ark - Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke |
1255 |
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10 |
The girl knelt in the confessional and said... - The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke |
1384 |
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher... - The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke |
1346 |
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12 |
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices... - Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke |
1319 |
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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch... - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...Read the whole joke |
1296 |
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14 |
At the first session of a conversion class... - At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...Read the whole joke |
1307 |
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15 |
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy... - Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...Read the whole joke |
1255 |
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How can I believe in God when just last week... - "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke |
1413 |
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What do you call a man that marries another man? - What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke |
1247 |
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The three truths in life - There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...Read the whole joke |
1202 |
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One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf... - One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...Read the whole joke |
1256 |
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A minister was asked by a politician... - A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke |
1176 |
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What language do the Vatican Police speak? - What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke |
1421 |
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22 |
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man... - Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...Read the whole joke |
1177 |
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What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
1218 |
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Is there a God? - Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....Read the whole joke |
1297 |
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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning... - The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke |
1359 |
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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness... - What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke |
1256 |
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Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market... - Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...Read the whole joke |
1210 |
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