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Title |
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1 |
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question... - Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke |
1350 |
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2 |
Guilty as sin - Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
1221 |
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3 |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
1182 |
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4 |
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke |
1234 |
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5 |
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? - Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke |
1308 |
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6 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
1225 |
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7 |
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking - The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke |
1364 |
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8 |
What do you call an honest lawyer? - What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
1341 |
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9 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
1262 |
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10 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
1216 |
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11 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
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12 |
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to... - Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
1286 |
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13 |
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? - Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
1319 |
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14 |
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? - Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke |
1251 |
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15 |
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch... - Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke |
1202 |
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16 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set... - At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
1411 |
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17 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
1297 |
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18 |
The way he died - A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
1231 |
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19 |
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller... - In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
1173 |
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20 |
Best advice possible - Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...Read the whole joke |
1192 |
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21 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... - An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
1240 |
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22 |
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa... - The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
1460 |
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23 |
Being under oath - "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
1233 |
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24 |
A tough case was being argued in court... - A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
1198 |
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25 |
Did you kill the victim? - Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...Read the whole joke |
1268 |
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26 |
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? - What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....Read the whole joke |
1182 |
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27 |
That was an insult - A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped ac...Read the whole joke |
1308 |
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