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1 |
George Bernard Shaw - |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...Read the whole joke |
1193 |
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2 |
Orchestra jokes - |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of...Read the whole joke |
1365 |
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3 |
Operas that never made it - |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Sev...Read the whole joke |
1265 |
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4 |
Arriving at Heaven - |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke |
1224 |
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5 |
The amazing conductor - |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical o...Read the whole joke |
1275 |
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6 |
This must be heaven - |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke |
1302 |
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7 |
Vocal jokes - |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke |
1224 |
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8 |
Here is your punishment - |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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9 |
Contacting a friend - |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...Read the whole joke |
1248 |
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10 |
The autograph book - |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
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11 |
Violin jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...Read the whole joke |
1202 |
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12 |
The insane conductor - |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke |
1301 |
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13 |
Make me a better musician - |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke |
1247 |
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14 |
Musicians on a sinking ship - |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...Read the whole joke |
1256 |
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15 |
Fight between the musicians - |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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16 |
Viola jokes - |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...Read the whole joke |
1233 |
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17 |
Tuba jokes - |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke |
1221 |
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18 |
Trumpet jokes - |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
1304 |
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19 |
Trombone jokes - |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke |
1321 |
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20 |
Saxophone jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
1211 |
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21 |
That was no piccolo - |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw y...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
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22 |
Piccolo joke - |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
1211 |
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23 |
Bach in a Minuet - |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet...Read the whole joke |
1315 |
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24 |
Piano jokes - |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke |
1278 |
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25 |
Organ jokes - |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: ...Read the whole joke |
1130 |
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26 |
Oboe jokes - |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...Read the whole joke |
1213 |
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27 |
Harpsichord jokes - |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ...Read the whole joke |
1198 |
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