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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage - An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke |
1365 |
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2 |
Getting married - Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...Read the whole joke |
1224 |
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3 |
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies... - Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke |
1202 |
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4 |
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship... - An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke |
1335 |
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5 |
A hearing problem - An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke |
1237 |
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6 |
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on... - This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ...Read the whole joke |
1258 |
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7 |
Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home... - Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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8 |
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm... - A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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9 |
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by... - An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke |
1237 |
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10 |
A little old lady walked into the bank... - A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke |
1303 |
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11 |
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? - How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...Read the whole joke |
1192 |
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12 |
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70... - Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke |
1337 |
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13 |
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic... - Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke |
1224 |
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14 |
A peculiar dress - Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...Read the whole joke |
1200 |
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15 |
Take in a boarder - An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke |
1199 |
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16 |
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke |
1626 |
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17 |
Abe Lincoln - An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
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18 |
Amicable old lady - "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke |
1174 |
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19 |
Can't do - "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
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20 |
What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke |
1152 |
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21 |
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years... - An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke |
1163 |
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22 |
Perfectly good eyesight - Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke |
1170 |
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23 |
A use for Viagra - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke |
1267 |
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24 |
A man was walking down the street when he noticed... - A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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25 |
Bending it further - The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke |
1179 |
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26 |
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
1184 |
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27 |
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? - What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke |
1181 |
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