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Wise cooking advice - |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke |
1235 |
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2 |
Placing your order - |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke |
1325 |
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3 |
Food quotes and quips - |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke |
1291 |
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4 |
Purchasing a turkey - |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke |
1273 |
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5 |
Bottle of Evian water? - |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke |
1239 |
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6 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
1754 |
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7 |
Food laughs & humor - |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...Read the whole joke |
1348 |
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8 |
Bad convenience foods - |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke |
1532 |
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9 |
M&M Evolution theory - |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke |
1426 |
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10 |
Caffeine addict quiz - |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke |
1300 |
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11 |
The bachelor's diet - |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke |
1245 |
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12 |
The results of a study - |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke |
1335 |
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13 |
Thin People Don't - |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke |
1334 |
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14 |
We could have been here sooner - |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke |
1373 |
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15 |
A great fruit cake recipie - |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
1295 |
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16 |
I have a Microsoft waiter - |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke |
1295 |
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17 |
Are caterpillars good to eat? - |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
1392 |
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18 |
Food fight in a store - |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
1261 |
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19 |
An error publishing an article - |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke |
1249 |
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20 |
Studying the twinkies - |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke |
1312 |
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21 |
Sorry for eating the peanuts - |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke |
1367 |
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22 |
What is this? - |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke |
1250 |
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23 |
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books - |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke |
1249 |
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24 |
Ice cream flavor galore - |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke |
1276 |
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25 |
Purchasing power of burgers - |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke |
1264 |
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26 |
Purchasing mailing lists - |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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27 |
You can now eat your own plate - |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
1328 |
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