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Stats/Math Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 The fate of marriages
- |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes tha...Read the whole joke
1141 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Purchasing the shoes
- |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No ...Read the whole joke
1191 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Reducing travel risk
- |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before co...Read the whole joke
1272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Statistical one-liners
- |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke
1397 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Misunderstood people
- |1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonn...Read the whole joke
1280 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Risk of plane bombs
- |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to ...Read the whole joke
1218 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Worries while flying
- |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight...Read the whole joke
1151 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 The results of statistics
- |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is...Read the whole joke
1180 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Answering machine
- |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho...Read the whole joke
1267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The birthday study
- |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who ce...Read the whole joke
1212 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The math one-liners
- |Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity - inf...Read the whole joke
1221 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Story about infinity
- |A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, e...Read the whole joke
1252 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Debate about the box
- |An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep,...Read the whole joke
1159 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Two plus two is five
- |"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the half-century or so of his...Read the whole joke
1143 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Refrigerate elephants
- |Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2. Redefine t...Read the whole joke
1127 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Math is turning bad
- |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...Read the whole joke
1111 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Crocodile is longer
- |Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is gree...Read the whole joke
1189 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 One equal to one half
- |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7) + 1/(7*9)+.....Read the whole joke
1192 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Proof E equal to one
- |Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2...Read the whole joke
1228 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Log negative one zero
- |Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0...Read the whole joke
1200 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 One is negative one
- |Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can dispro...Read the whole joke
1182 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 All numbers are equal
- |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ...Read the whole joke
1207 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Four is equal to five
- |Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 8...Read the whole joke
1080 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 One plus one are two
- |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) ...Read the whole joke
1188 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 N equals N plus one
- |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n...Read the whole joke
1183 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Dollars equal ten cents
- |Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cen...Read the whole joke
1152 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Dollars equal cents
- |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2=...Read the whole joke
1227 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Statistical one-liners
- |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 1397 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Misunderstood people
- |1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonn...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 1280 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Reducing travel risk
- |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before co...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 1272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Answering machine
- |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 1267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Story about infinity
- |A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, e...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 1252 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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