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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
1267 |
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2 |
Red fire fighter - |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
1400 |
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3 |
A missing person - |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
1221 |
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4 |
Part of the service - |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
1181 |
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5 |
What is the future - |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
1220 |
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6 |
Tell what happened - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke |
1238 |
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7 |
F.B.I. phone logs - |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke |
1355 |
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8 |
Outrageous lying - |A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...Read the whole joke |
1269 |
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9 |
Better prison foods - |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke |
1240 |
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10 |
Why the big fight? - |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke |
1409 |
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11 |
Go to save my friend - |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...Read the whole joke |
1254 |
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12 |
All the strange names - |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke |
1188 |
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13 |
Rob the supermarket - |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...Read the whole joke |
1221 |
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14 |
Stop the drunk driver - |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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15 |
Try to explain yourself - |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke |
1199 |
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16 |
Reading the scripture - |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...Read the whole joke |
1224 |
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17 |
Crying about his life - |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke |
1221 |
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18 |
I'm going to a lecture - |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walki...Read the whole joke |
1228 |
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19 |
K9 is for assistance - |Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...Read the whole joke |
1323 |
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20 |
Dealing with trouble - |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke |
1152 |
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21 |
Problem with a dog - |Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...Read the whole joke |
1238 |
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22 |
Police are in a chase - |Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...Read the whole joke |
1163 |
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23 |
An FBI investigation - |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...Read the whole joke |
1237 |
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24 |
Inspecting the truck - |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...Read the whole joke |
1353 |
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25 |
Telephone accident - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...Read the whole joke |
1295 |
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26 |
A blonde detective - |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke |
1287 |
|
27 |
Stupid blonde driver - |A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...Read the whole joke |
1232 |
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