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Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
1284 |
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2 |
God made a man and then rested... - God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested...Read the whole joke |
1251 |
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3 |
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first? - What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"...Read the whole joke |
1214 |
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4 |
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis... - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting...Read the whole joke |
1187 |
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5 |
Mother-in-law burial - Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ...Read the whole joke |
1244 |
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6 |
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu... - Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...Read the whole joke |
1413 |
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7 |
A story with a moral - While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you a...Read the whole joke |
1159 |
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8 |
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? - What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...Read the whole joke |
1153 |
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9 |
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband... - I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...Read the whole joke |
1571 |
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10 |
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife... - Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I'v...Read the whole joke |
1262 |
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11 |
Congratulations - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...Read the whole joke |
1185 |
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12 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...Read the whole joke |
1314 |
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13 |
Difficult shot - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
1247 |
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14 |
In comparision - Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...Read the whole joke |
1151 |
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15 |
Deadly disease - "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke |
1254 |
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16 |
Devil herself - A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...Read the whole joke |
1251 |
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17 |
Bad news - A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...Read the whole joke |
1250 |
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18 |
Not this time - There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke |
1310 |
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19 |
Nothing but the truth - A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...Read the whole joke |
1188 |
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20 |
Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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21 |
Want to make love to you - He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke |
1205 |
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22 |
Wife-taming method - Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke |
1395 |
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23 |
Prescription - This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke |
1186 |
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24 |
A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke |
1266 |
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25 |
Indicator - A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...Read the whole joke |
1276 |
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26 |
Divorce decision - "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke |
1236 |
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27 |
On inheritance - A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke |
1467 |
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