| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Politically correct seasons greetings
- POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke |
2128 |
 |
| 2 |
If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke |
1901 |
|
| 3 |
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
- Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke |
1950 |
|
| 4 |
Why did the punk cross the road?
- Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke |
1808 |
|
| 5 |
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...
- This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke |
1878 |
|
| 6 |
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
1915 |
|
| 7 |
A dilemma
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke |
1801 |
|
| 8 |
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
- What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke |
1829 |
|
| 9 |
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke |
1953 |
|
| 10 |
What occurs twice in a lifetime...
- What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke |
1806 |
|
| 11 |
a dyslexic man walks into a...
- a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke |
1827 |
|
| 12 |
Christmas flavor
- Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
1939 |
|
| 13 |
The blank tape
- Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts....Read the whole joke |
1880 |
|
| 14 |
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
- What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck....Read the whole joke |
1816 |
|
| 15 |
How do you make a hot dog stand?
- How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke |
1918 |
|
| 16 |
Palindromes
- More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke |
1872 |
|
| 17 |
What's sillier
- John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John :...Read the whole joke |
1752 |
|
| 18 |
My twenty cents
- Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi...Read the whole joke |
1876 |
|
| 19 |
I received a letter from my bank the other day...
- I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe...Read the whole joke |
1782 |
|
| 20 |
Why did the skeleton burp?
- Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart....Read the whole joke |
1883 |
|
| 21 |
How do I know anything really exists?
- How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard....Read the whole joke |
1748 |
|
| 22 |
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...
- A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children d...Read the whole joke |
1733 |
|
| 23 |
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...
- A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions....Read the whole joke |
1824 |
|
| 24 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
1805 |
|
| 25 |
The man walked past the armored car and hears...
- The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...Read the whole joke |
1848 |
|
| 26 |
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
- What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke |
1810 |
|
| 27 |
What to do
- Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile ba...Read the whole joke |
1808 |
|
