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      Title | 
      Hits | 
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| 1 | 
        What are 3 problems about being an egg? - What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ...Read the whole joke | 
        1061 | 
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| 2 | 
        An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft... - An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke | 
        983 | 
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| 3 | 
        A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them... - A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke | 
        947 | 
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| 4 | 
        A lusty camel - A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke | 
        963 | 
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| 5 | 
        Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? - Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke | 
        925 | 
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| 6 | 
        A German shepherd went to a Western Union office... - A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke | 
        1088 | 
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| 7 | 
        A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel... - A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke | 
        1073 | 
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| 8 | 
        The essential difference - One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke | 
        920 | 
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| 9 | 
        A talking horse - A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke | 
        1050 | 
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| 10 | 
        A man took his Rottweiler to the vet... - A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke | 
        1007 | 
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| 11 | 
        Why did the cactus cross the road? - Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke | 
        917 | 
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| 12 | 
        Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly... - Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...Read the whole joke | 
        911 | 
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| 13 | 
        A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly... - A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke | 
        1144 | 
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| 14 | 
        I like monkeys - This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.ne...Read the whole joke | 
        1093 | 
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| 15 | 
        What's green and has wheels? - What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke | 
        930 | 
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| 16 | 
        Two cows were talking in the field one day... - Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke | 
        1013 | 
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| 17 | 
        There were two cows in a paddock... - There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke | 
        1056 | 
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| 18 | 
        A fair warning - Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke | 
        954 | 
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| 19 | 
        An ant and an elephant share a night of romance... - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.  Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke | 
        908 | 
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| 20 | 
        Nice, but rough - An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke | 
        976 | 
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| 21 | 
        An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing... - An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke | 
        1004 | 
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| 22 | 
        How do you make a cat drink? - How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke | 
        920 | 
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| 23 | 
        A horse walks into a bar... - A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says:                        "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke | 
        908 | 
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| 24 | 
        What came first, the chicken or the egg? - What came first, the chicken or the egg?      - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke | 
        1003 | 
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| 25 | 
        A man running a little behind schedule arrives... - A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke | 
        1050 | 
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| 26 | 
        What's brown and crispy on the outside... - What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?                      A c...Read the whole joke | 
        1048 | 
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| 27 | 
        Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? - Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....Read the whole joke | 
        899 | 
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