| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
- An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke |
2101 |
 |
| 2 |
Getting married
- Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...Read the whole joke |
1977 |
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| 3 |
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...
- Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke |
1872 |
|
| 4 |
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
- An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke |
2078 |
|
| 5 |
A hearing problem
- An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke |
1880 |
|
| 6 |
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...
- This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ...Read the whole joke |
1974 |
|
| 7 |
Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
- Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t...Read the whole joke |
1947 |
|
| 8 |
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...
- A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi...Read the whole joke |
1807 |
|
| 9 |
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
- An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke |
1927 |
|
| 10 |
A little old lady walked into the bank...
- A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke |
1884 |
|
| 11 |
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
- How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...Read the whole joke |
1776 |
|
| 12 |
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
- Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke |
2080 |
|
| 13 |
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic...
- Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke |
1873 |
|
| 14 |
A peculiar dress
- Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...Read the whole joke |
1788 |
|
| 15 |
Take in a boarder
- An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke |
1940 |
|
| 16 |
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke |
2364 |
|
| 17 |
Abe Lincoln
- An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke |
1974 |
|
| 18 |
Amicable old lady
- "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke |
1765 |
|
| 19 |
Can't do
- "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke |
1873 |
|
| 20 |
What's the best thing about turning 65?
- What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke |
1874 |
|
| 21 |
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years...
- An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke |
1938 |
|
| 22 |
Perfectly good eyesight
- Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke |
1770 |
|
| 23 |
A use for Viagra
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke |
2022 |
|
| 24 |
A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
- A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke |
2018 |
|
| 25 |
Bending it further
- The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke |
1848 |
|
| 26 |
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
- Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
1872 |
|
| 27 |
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
- What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke |
1920 |
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