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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A Drunk Scottsman
- There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...Read the whole joke |
1199 |
 |
| 2 |
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
- A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,...Read the whole joke |
1158 |
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| 3 |
Two English sheep in a field
- Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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| 4 |
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
- Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ...Read the whole joke |
1351 |
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| 5 |
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations...
- A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f...Read the whole joke |
1247 |
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| 6 |
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...
- A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Jap...Read the whole joke |
1200 |
|
| 7 |
The wedding is off...no on!
- All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ...Read the whole joke |
1253 |
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| 8 |
The Pope vs. the Queen
- The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco...Read the whole joke |
1193 |
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| 9 |
What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke |
1509 |
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| 10 |
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel...
- A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A...Read the whole joke |
1195 |
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| 11 |
I saw a pen in a store the other day...
- I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than...Read the whole joke |
1268 |
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| 12 |
Australia...
- Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...Read the whole joke |
1383 |
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| 13 |
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke |
1283 |
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| 14 |
What is the difference between a English actuary and...
- What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell ...Read the whole joke |
1150 |
|
| 15 |
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
- Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip...Read the whole joke |
1212 |
|
| 16 |
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke |
1229 |
|
| 17 |
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast...
- A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...Read the whole joke |
1180 |
|
| 18 |
An American tourist is visiting China...
- An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...Read the whole joke |
1262 |
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| 19 |
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam...
- A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...Read the whole joke |
1262 |
|
| 20 |
An American was waiting on a London street corner...
- An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g...Read the whole joke |
1192 |
|
| 21 |
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
- What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre....Read the whole joke |
1159 |
|
| 22 |
Greedy Kiwi
- This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke |
1344 |
|
| 23 |
Guns in a garden
- An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w...Read the whole joke |
1288 |
|
| 24 |
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
- How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...Read the whole joke |
1230 |
|
| 25 |
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...Read the whole joke |
1381 |
|
| 26 |
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...
- A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
|
| 27 |
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
- An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee...Read the whole joke |
1209 |
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