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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dating hints for men
- |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say o...Read the whole joke |
1407 |
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| 2 |
Computers are male
- |Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is alwa...Read the whole joke |
1347 |
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| 3 |
50/50 relationship
- |How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!...Read the whole joke |
1360 |
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| 4 |
man to do situps
- |What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes....Read the whole joke |
1395 |
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| 5 |
exercise at the beach
- |How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
1327 |
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| 6 |
seven course meal
- |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!...Read the whole joke |
1378 |
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| 7 |
I can do better than this!
- |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!...Read the whole joke |
1279 |
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| 8 |
man and E.T
- |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!...Read the whole joke |
1362 |
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| 9 |
man's idea of housework?
- |What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....Read the whole joke |
1393 |
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| 10 |
Men and Parking Spots
- |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are h...Read the whole joke |
1379 |
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| 11 |
Roll of toilet paper
- |How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know - it's never happened....Read the whole joke |
1307 |
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| 12 |
men and beer bottles
- |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!...Read the whole joke |
1318 |
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| 13 |
Why are blond jokes so short?
- |Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!...Read the whole joke |
1440 |
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| 14 |
Bonds mature!
- |What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!...Read the whole joke |
1359 |
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| 15 |
I.Q. of 50?
- |What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!...Read the whole joke |
1449 |
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| 16 |
More M & M's?
- |Why don't men eat more M & M's?They are too hard to peel!...Read the whole joke |
1285 |
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| 17 |
Short gender joke
- |What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!...Read the whole joke |
1289 |
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| 18 |
A stolen credit card
- |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke |
1333 |
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| 19 |
Discussing finances
- |A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren'...Read the whole joke |
1313 |
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| 20 |
The bum on a street
- |A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "W...Read the whole joke |
1282 |
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| 21 |
Men writing the rules
- |If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible...Read the whole joke |
1341 |
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| 22 |
Tell about a haircut
- |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cut...Read the whole joke |
1267 |
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| 23 |
Christmas tree better
- |Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other C...Read the whole joke |
1347 |
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| 24 |
The guide for women
- |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M T...Read the whole joke |
1389 |
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| 25 |
The guide to women
- |A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE..... without you in it. DO I...Read the whole joke |
1457 |
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| 26 |
Short gender jokes
- |Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laund...Read the whole joke |
1358 |
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| 27 |
Men advising women
- |Advice From Men To Women...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...If we're in ...Read the whole joke |
1411 |
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