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Instrument Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Harp jokes
- |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl...Read the whole joke
688 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Harmonica jokes
- |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke
670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Guitar jokes
- |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke
597 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke
790 Rating:0 | Voted:1
5 Flute jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke
690 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 English horn jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke
607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Looking to buy
- |A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...Read the whole joke
771 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is your IQ?
- |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke
642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Which drummer?
- |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke
655 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Drum joke Q & A
- |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...Read the whole joke
658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Clarinet jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke
603 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Cello jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q...Read the whole joke
588 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Bassoon jokes
- |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke
686 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Bass jokes
- |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke
666 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Banjo jokes
- |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke
665 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Bagpipe jokes
- |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke
670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Accordion jokes
- |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke
640 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
- |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret...Read the whole joke
719 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Orchestra jokes
- |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 1298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Trombone jokes
- |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 1248 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Trumpet jokes
- |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 1235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 This must be heaven
- |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 1235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The insane conductor
- |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 1229 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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