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Instrument Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Harp jokes - \|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl...Read the whole joke	635
2	Harmonica jokes - \|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke	617
3	Guitar jokes - \|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke	547
4	French horn jokes - \|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke	744
5	Flute jokes - \|Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke	638
6	English horn jokes - \|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke	559
7	Looking to buy - \|A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...Read the whole joke	724
8	What is your IQ? - \|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke	592
9	Which drummer? - \|There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke	605
10	Drum joke Q & A - \|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...Read the whole joke	599
11	Clarinet jokes - \|Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke	553
12	Cello jokes - \|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q...Read the whole joke	538
13	Bassoon jokes - \|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke	639
14	Bass jokes - \|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke	618
15	Banjo jokes - \|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke	617
16	Bagpipe jokes - \|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke	618
17	Accordion jokes - \|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke	591
18	A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line - \|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret...Read the whole joke	670

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Orchestra jokes - \|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1179
2	Trombone jokes - \|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1155
3	Trumpet jokes - \|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1142
4	This must be heaven - \|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1141
5	The insane conductor - \|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1139

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