| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Downsizing
- Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...Read the whole joke |
1923 |
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| 2 |
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke |
1995 |
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| 3 |
Holiday accomodations
- Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...Read the whole joke |
2012 |
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| 4 |
More than a hundred percent
- Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint...Read the whole joke |
1908 |
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| 5 |
Welfare office
- A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke |
2076 |
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| 6 |
New Lumberjack
- A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke |
1933 |
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| 7 |
The Perfect Worker
- The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub...Read the whole joke |
1959 |
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| 8 |
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went...
- Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits,...Read the whole joke |
1903 |
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| 9 |
What marketing is
- Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h...Read the whole joke |
2049 |
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| 10 |
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together...
- Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke |
2060 |
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| 11 |
Corporate Christmas
- ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***************...Read the whole joke |
2031 |
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| 12 |
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...
- The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...Read the whole joke |
1953 |
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| 13 |
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke |
2031 |
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| 14 |
Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke |
2239 |
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| 15 |
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...
- The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke |
2134 |
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| 16 |
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...
- Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...Read the whole joke |
1908 |
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| 17 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
2658 |
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| 18 |
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
- A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke |
2309 |
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| 19 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X
- MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke |
1929 |
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| 20 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX
- Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Us...Read the whole joke |
1952 |
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| 21 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII
- Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the ...Read the whole joke |
2051 |
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| 22 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII
- Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression tha...Read the whole joke |
1965 |
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| 23 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI
- Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke |
1976 |
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| 24 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V
- Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...Read the whole joke |
1920 |
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| 25 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV
- Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they w...Read the whole joke |
1930 |
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| 26 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III
- Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...Read the whole joke |
2063 |
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| 27 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II
- Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....Read the whole joke |
1833 |
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