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Military Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	China blames America - \|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...Read the whole joke	608
2	Battles on the sea - \|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...Read the whole joke	560
3	Chinese learned this - \|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke	550
4	How Army policy began - \|This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banan...Read the whole joke	695
5	Military traditions - \|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting chestnuts w...Read the whole joke	575
6	Apologizing to China - \|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke	613
7	New submarine Ensign - \|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.He was trying ...Read the whole joke	553
8	A young naval student - \|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...Read the whole joke	653
9	Finish overseas tour - \|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opport...Read the whole joke	589
10	Soldier stands guard - \|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unles...Read the whole joke	538
11	Strange new battles - \|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a r...Read the whole joke	578
12	His military etiquette - \|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to ...Read the whole joke	595
13	Misunderstanding terms - \|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. ...Read the whole joke	631
14	Piloting your plane - \|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls a...Read the whole joke	655
15	Historic Custer battle - \|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...Read the whole joke	607
16	Daddy is going to war - \|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke	572
17	Give us new missiles - \|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke	715
18	Army needs new recruits - \|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...Read the whole joke	547
19	Marines and the police - \|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke	596
20	Indian chief's signal - \|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke	567
21	Give chocolate pudding - \|First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...Read the whole joke	592
22	Commanding the dumb - \|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...Read the whole joke	595
23	New weapon Chicken Gun - \|Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke	594
24	Lease nuclear weapons - \|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke	536
25	Landing at a hidden military base - \|You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply ...Read the whole joke	600
26	Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend - \|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engag...Read the whole joke	590
27	Reward these soldiers for their work - \|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Cr...Read the whole joke	581

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	I am still falling - \|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1196
2	Soldiers in Heaven - \|Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" prot...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1191
3	Convince these students - \|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1188
4	High military ranks - \|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1157
5	Speak more precisely - \|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. "My sergeants are ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1151

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