| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
750 |
 |
| 2 |
Looking to buy a frog?
- |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke |
620 |
|
| 3 |
Big 10 Inch
- Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s...Read the whole joke |
749 |
|
| 4 |
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha...Read the whole joke |
845 |
|
| 5 |
Walks in a bar
- A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"...Read the whole joke |
758 |
|
| 6 |
the drunk contest
- A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's...Read the whole joke |
634 |
|
| 7 |
Man in pub
- A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives hi...Read the whole joke |
816 |
|
| 8 |
Furniture salesman
- Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur...Read the whole joke |
765 |
|
| 9 |
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
- A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stum...Read the whole joke |
766 |
|
| 10 |
The Hamster Show
- A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth...Read the whole joke |
827 |
|
| 11 |
Twelve Inch Pianist
- This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...Read the whole joke |
611 |
|
| 12 |
12 Shots
- A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke |
712 |
|
| 13 |
The Bar Basement
- Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke |
741 |
|
| 14 |
One Last Night
- One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...Read the whole joke |
635 |
|
| 15 |
Body Building
- A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t...Read the whole joke |
695 |
|
| 16 |
In And Out Of Puddles
- A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke |
699 |
|
| 17 |
Make a horse Cry.
- A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke |
659 |
|
| 18 |
Who can say this sentence?
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...Read the whole joke |
739 |
|
| 19 |
the knot
- A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't s...Read the whole joke |
647 |
|
| 20 |
Blowin Chunks
- Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to ...Read the whole joke |
697 |
|
| 21 |
3 Vampires in Bar
- Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...Read the whole joke |
582 |
|
| 22 |
spit on my beer
- One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a te...Read the whole joke |
747 |
|
| 23 |
25 signs you've had too much to drink
- Please try the following:...Read the whole joke |
659 |
|
| 24 |
beer and a box
- A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o...Read the whole joke |
706 |
|
| 25 |
high tech
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...Read the whole joke |
580 |
|
| 26 |
me drunk?
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
696 |
|
| 27 |
drunk guy and the nun
- There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke |
650 |
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