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1 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
695 |
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2 |
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other... - A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke |
734 |
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3 |
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town... - Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...Read the whole joke |
707 |
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4 |
A man spoke frantically into the phone... - A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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5 |
This young lady, a flighty young thing... - This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ...Read the whole joke |
852 |
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6 |
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her... - Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...Read the whole joke |
835 |
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7 |
Spell it - Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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8 |
A rookie police officer was assigned... - A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke |
868 |
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9 |
A man is walking past this house when a used condom... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke |
673 |
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10 |
Doing the right thing - Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum ...Read the whole joke |
707 |
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11 |
The Barber Shop - The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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12 |
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy... - A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke |
723 |
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13 |
I HAD A BAD DAY - I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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14 |
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week... - A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke |
786 |
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15 |
A perfect choice - A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke |
768 |
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16 |
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders... - A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...Read the whole joke |
777 |
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17 |
Discovering too late that a... - Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheo...Read the whole joke |
756 |
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18 |
Hair spray - A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He sw...Read the whole joke |
692 |
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19 |
You tell me! - A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...Read the whole joke |
749 |
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20 |
Embarrassing moments - Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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21 |
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder... - A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke |
866 |
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22 |
A closer call - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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23 |
Stolen Car - Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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24 |
The Young Mans Big Mouth - The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke |
777 |
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25 |
On a cross-country bus trip... - On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her w...Read the whole joke |
793 |
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26 |
On a very cold winter night... - On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...Read the whole joke |
722 |
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27 |
A cowboy walked into a barber shop... - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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