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Yo Mama Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 yo mama's teeth
- yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke
1248 Rating:0 | Voted:4
2 Yo mamas so fat ... skittles
- Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...Read the whole joke
1265 Rating:0 | Voted:3
3 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
1470 Rating:0 | Voted:10
4 yo mamma is so ugly... onion
- Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry....Read the whole joke
1302 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 yo mamma so fat
- Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!...Read the whole joke
1120 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Yo mamma so fat... elevater
- Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down....Read the whole joke
1113 Rating:0 | Voted:2
7 your mama is so fat
- Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping....Read the whole joke
1216 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Yo mama is so fat.....website
- Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website....Read the whole joke
1196 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 yo mama so stupid.. . refund
- Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!...Read the whole joke
1106 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 yo mama so stupid.. juice
- Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!...Read the whole joke
1093 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 yo mama is so fat... restaurant
- Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....Read the whole joke
1238 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 yo mama is so fat.. lost
- Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...Read the whole joke
1186 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 yo mama is so fat.. shovel
- Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....Read the whole joke
1128 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Yo mama in an elevator
- Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down....Read the whole joke
1177 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
- Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton....Read the whole joke
1232 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 yo mama is so fat.. neck
- Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs....Read the whole joke
1126 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 yo mama is so fat... driveway
- Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway....Read the whole joke
1182 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 yo mama so fat.. drivers license
- Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."...Read the whole joke
1258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 yo mama so fat.. cereal
- Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard....Read the whole joke
1183 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 yo mama so fat.. disease
- Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 y...Read the whole joke
1102 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
1299 Rating:0 | Voted:10
22 yo mama so fat.. cereal..
- Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish....Read the whole joke
1199 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 yo mama so old... tits
- Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke
1125 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 yo mama so ugly... blind..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry....Read the whole joke
1137 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 yo mama so stupid
- Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone....Read the whole joke
1111 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke
1184 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
1418 Rating:0 | Voted:10

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1470 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1418 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 yo mamma is so ugly... onion
- Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1302 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1299 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Yo mamas so fat ... skittles
- Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1265 Rating:3 | Voted:3

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