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Title |
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| 1 |
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
- Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Ye...Read the whole joke |
933 |
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| 2 |
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
- One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. S...Read the whole joke |
931 |
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| 3 |
Husband: Want a quickie?
- Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?...Read the whole joke |
1013 |
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| 4 |
Three guys are discussing women...
- Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second...Read the whole joke |
998 |
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| 5 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all ...Read the whole joke |
1126 |
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| 6 |
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
- What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has...Read the whole joke |
1005 |
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| 7 |
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
- This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the p...Read the whole joke |
1031 |
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| 8 |
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
- How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper....Read the whole joke |
935 |
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| 9 |
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
- Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He d...Read the whole joke |
1087 |
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| 10 |
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
- Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He had been hearing quite...Read the whole joke |
1257 |
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| 11 |
What is the difference between hard and light?
- What's the difference between hard and light? - You can sleep with a light on....Read the whole joke |
919 |
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| 12 |
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
- A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...Read the whole joke |
954 |
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| 13 |
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
- What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...Read the whole joke |
969 |
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| 14 |
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
- A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods an...Read the whole joke |
1012 |
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| 15 |
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
- A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to...Read the whole joke |
1099 |
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| 16 |
Excuse TO smoke
- Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. On...Read the whole joke |
924 |
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| 17 |
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
- Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like ch...Read the whole joke |
1024 |
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| 18 |
What is green and smells like pig?
- What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers....Read the whole joke |
944 |
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| 19 |
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
- What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man...Read the whole joke |
1233 |
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| 20 |
There were two people having sex in a car...
- There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the windo...Read the whole joke |
1165 |
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| 21 |
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
- How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke |
965 |
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| 22 |
Stuck orgasm
- A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in...Read the whole joke |
1023 |
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| 23 |
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
- This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We d...Read the whole joke |
1170 |
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| 24 |
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
- An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his...Read the whole joke |
1161 |
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| 25 |
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
- What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate...Read the whole joke |
932 |
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| 26 |
What is the best thing about a blow job?
- What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!...Read the whole joke |
1008 |
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| 27 |
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
- When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...Read the whole joke |
1042 |
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