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Blonds Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 What is a blonde mating call?
- What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk....Read the whole joke
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2 Why are blonde jokes so short?
- Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!...Read the whole joke
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3 Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
- Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the bac...Read the whole joke
631 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A blonde goes for a job interview...
- A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So,...Read the whole joke
691 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
- How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and...Read the whole joke
587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
- Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....Read the whole joke
631 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
- Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT...Read the whole joke
772 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
- Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables....Read the whole joke
783 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...
- Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read ...Read the whole joke
638 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
- How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and ...Read the whole joke
664 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
- What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wi...Read the whole joke
596 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...
- One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it ...Read the whole joke
716 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
- Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...Read the whole joke
750 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 How do you drownd a blonde?
- How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by...Read the whole joke
673 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
- Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don'...Read the whole joke
640 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't k...Read the whole joke
626 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
- Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ...Read the whole joke
739 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 How do you confuse a blonde? #2
- How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you con...Read the whole joke
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19 How do you change a blondes mind #2?
- How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer....Read the whole joke
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20 How do you change a blondes mind?
- How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear....Read the whole joke
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21 How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
- How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!...Read the whole joke
761 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
- What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on...Read the whole joke
649 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
- Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...Read the whole joke
684 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What do you call a blonde lesbian?
- What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste....Read the whole joke
605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Why do blondes drive BMWs?
- Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it....Read the whole joke
591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
- Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sen...Read the whole joke
656 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
- Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke
756 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2403 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1543 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Moon Mission
- Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunnin...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1497 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
- Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1479 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
- What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1393 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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