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TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I havesucceeded 36 times,which is an average of once every ten days. Thefollowingis a list of why I did not succeed more often:54 times the sheets were clean17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be asleep22 times you had a headache17 times you were afraid of waking the baby16 times you said you were too sore12 times it was the wrong time of the month19 times you had to get up early9 times you said weren't in the mood7 times you were sunburned6 times you were watching the late show5 times you didn't want to muss your new hair-do3 times you said the neighbors would hear us9 times you said your mother would hear usOf the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because 6 timesyou just layed there, 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling, 4times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you andtell you I finished, and one time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt youmove.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't getmore than you did:5 times you came home drunk and tried to fuck the cat36 times you did not come home at all21 times you didn't cum33 times you came too soon19 times you went soft before you got in38 times you worked too late10 times you got cramps in your toes29 times you had to get up early to play golf2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in theballs4 times you got it stuck in your zipper3 times you had a cold and your nose was running2 times you had a splinter in your finger20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirtybook98 times you were too busy watching football,baseball, etc.on TVOf the times we did get together the reason I laid still was because you missedand were fucking the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, whatI said was ,"Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you feltme move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
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