A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into thefamily," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you,I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have todo is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand thenoise.""I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in theoffice and take charge of some of the operations.""I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand beingstuck behind a desk all day.""Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you ahalf-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't likefactories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do withyou?""Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"