Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying"Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had AMiscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly.You didn't have a miscarraige.Youhad diarrhea on a toad."