| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A fortunate coincidence
- John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke |
823 |
 |
| 2 |
My dog ate my homework
- "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 3 |
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
- The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke |
849 |
|
| 4 |
Missed the word
- "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke |
833 |
|
| 5 |
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
792 |
|
| 6 |
Their true intention
- One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke |
892 |
|
| 7 |
Get married
- Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke |
757 |
|
| 8 |
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
- Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke |
871 |
|
| 9 |
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke |
746 |
|
| 10 |
Beautiful -- in a sentence
- The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke |
837 |
|
| 11 |
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke |
943 |
|
| 12 |
Bitter end
- Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke |
830 |
|
| 13 |
From Us...
- The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
857 |
|
| 14 |
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke |
789 |
|
| 15 |
Wear your collar backwards
- Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke |
804 |
|
| 16 |
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
- A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke |
842 |
|
| 17 |
One of my first evenings back from overseas...
- One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke |
800 |
|
| 18 |
A little period
- The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
761 |
|
| 19 |
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
- Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke |
803 |
|
| 20 |
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
900 |
|
| 21 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
1062 |
|
| 22 |
A little boy did not go to school one day...
- A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke |
795 |
|
| 23 |
Count till fifty
- The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke |
826 |
|
| 24 |
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
- Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke |
784 |
|
| 25 |
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...
- At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke |
893 |
|
| 26 |
Mom, can little girls have babies?
- Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke |
803 |
|
| 27 |
Quick and clear
- A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke |
801 |
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