| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a...
- A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored cray...Read the whole joke |
955 |
 |
| 2 |
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
- What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 3 |
Finding the right answers
- Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him t...Read the whole joke |
772 |
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| 4 |
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...
- A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons thro...Read the whole joke |
811 |
|
| 5 |
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
- Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke |
808 |
|
| 6 |
Matering checking
- Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. ...Read the whole joke |
796 |
|
| 7 |
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...
- One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke |
949 |
|
| 8 |
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
- What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke |
711 |
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| 9 |
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...
- Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke |
881 |
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| 10 |
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
- A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke |
917 |
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| 11 |
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
- Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke |
819 |
|
| 12 |
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
- A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke |
773 |
|
| 13 |
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...
- One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke |
743 |
|
| 14 |
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
- Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke |
723 |
|
| 15 |
A man was taking his wife...
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke |
729 |
|
| 16 |
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...
- One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke |
882 |
|
| 17 |
A circumcision
- Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke |
699 |
|
| 18 |
A necessary condition
- There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke |
877 |
|
| 19 |
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
- When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke |
874 |
|
| 20 |
Earn it hiking
- A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ...Read the whole joke |
766 |
|
| 21 |
Little Johny being literal
- Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke |
937 |
|
| 22 |
Once when Mary was young her school...
- Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke |
789 |
|
| 23 |
One day in class the teacher...
- One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke |
763 |
|
| 24 |
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
- Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke |
742 |
|
| 25 |
White Hoose
- I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke |
749 |
|
| 26 |
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...
- After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm...Read the whole joke |
860 |
|
| 27 |
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke |
790 |
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