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| 1 |
Rabbi's anniversary present
- A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii f...Read the whole joke |
1873 |
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| 2 |
Who invented sex
- A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says...Read the whole joke |
1794 |
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| 3 |
Why do they call it a "kilt"?
- Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt....Read the whole joke |
1808 |
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| 4 |
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
- What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."...Read the whole joke |
1904 |
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| 5 |
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
- What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic...Read the whole joke |
2105 |
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| 6 |
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...
- What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of ma...Read the whole joke |
1936 |
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| 7 |
Did you hear about the spanish fireman...
- Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?...Read the whole joke |
1774 |
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| 8 |
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...
- There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she...Read the whole joke |
1894 |
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| 9 |
What do Germans use for birth control?
- What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!...Read the whole joke |
1938 |
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| 10 |
A Jewish Mother
- Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I do...Read the whole joke |
2017 |
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| 11 |
It was obvious
- After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to v...Read the whole joke |
2041 |
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| 12 |
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
- What do true rednecks do on Halloween? - Pump kin....Read the whole joke |
1877 |
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| 13 |
What is long, black, and smelly?
- What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line....Read the whole joke |
1864 |
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| 14 |
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
- What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"...Read the whole joke |
1773 |
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| 15 |
An unfortunate situation
- A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother sha...Read the whole joke |
2178 |
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| 16 |
A historical example
- A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was a rabbi, if they could d...Read the whole joke |
2059 |
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| 17 |
Typical jewish mother
- My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted ...Read the whole joke |
2012 |
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| 18 |
The right way to ask a question
- A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuania...Read the whole joke |
1830 |
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| 19 |
Greatest way to learn English
- Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" ...Read the whole joke |
2083 |
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| 20 |
All the same
- An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's...Read the whole joke |
2122 |
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| 21 |
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying...
- A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address...Read the whole joke |
2000 |
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| 22 |
Two men and one woman
- Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the followi...Read the whole joke |
2768 |
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| 23 |
Three Chinese daughters
- A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to m...Read the whole joke |
1794 |
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| 24 |
Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
- Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering....Read the whole joke |
1902 |
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| 25 |
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
- The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study ...Read the whole joke |
1988 |
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| 26 |
If you take an Oriental person and spin him...
- If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?...Read the whole joke |
2161 |
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| 27 |
What's the Arkansas state motto?
- What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mik...Read the whole joke |
1920 |
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