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| 1 |
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
- What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke |
973 |
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| 2 |
A large difference
- A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke |
1045 |
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| 3 |
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
- There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke |
1034 |
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| 4 |
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
908 |
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| 5 |
A dyslexic nurse
- Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke |
1018 |
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| 6 |
The medical student was asked four reasons...
- The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke |
1001 |
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| 7 |
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
- What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke |
1000 |
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| 8 |
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
- What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke |
960 |
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| 9 |
Give me the bad news first...
- "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke |
941 |
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| 10 |
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
- What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke |
921 |
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| 11 |
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
- Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke |
1112 |
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| 12 |
The bad news and the good news
- Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
1185 |
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| 13 |
Gosh, what a pun!
- A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and...Read the whole joke |
1045 |
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| 14 |
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
- After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...Read the whole joke |
1146 |
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| 15 |
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
- Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...Read the whole joke |
1079 |
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| 16 |
Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
- Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...Read the whole joke |
917 |
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| 17 |
An old woman came into her doctors office
- An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the ...Read the whole joke |
1227 |
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| 18 |
The following statements were found on patient charts...
- The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....Read the whole joke |
1116 |
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| 19 |
A man walks in to a doctors office...
- A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...Read the whole joke |
986 |
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| 20 |
A woman consulted a doctor...
- A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...Read the whole joke |
945 |
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| 21 |
Howard had felt guilty all day long...
- Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. ...Read the whole joke |
996 |
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| 22 |
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
- A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...Read the whole joke |
1060 |
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| 23 |
Psychiatric Hotline
- Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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| 24 |
Proctologists
- Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by the...Read the whole joke |
1073 |
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| 25 |
Oprectomy
- Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. ...Read the whole joke |
1142 |
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| 26 |
A Short History of Medicine
- A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root...Read the whole joke |
1050 |
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| 27 |
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
- An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His...Read the whole joke |
840 |
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