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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
- What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke |
905 |
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| 2 |
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke |
991 |
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| 3 |
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke |
1099 |
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| 4 |
What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...Read the whole joke |
996 |
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| 5 |
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke |
995 |
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| 6 |
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke |
905 |
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| 7 |
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke |
993 |
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| 8 |
A man moves into a nudist colony...
- A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke |
949 |
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| 9 |
Cheap widow
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke |
996 |
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| 10 |
An artist asked the gallery owner...
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke |
1113 |
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| 11 |
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke |
939 |
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| 12 |
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
- Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...Read the whole joke |
1003 |
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| 13 |
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
- What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke |
1017 |
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| 14 |
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
- Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...Read the whole joke |
986 |
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| 15 |
What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
- Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke |
1000 |
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| 16 |
What do elephants use for tampoons?
- Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke |
1035 |
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| 17 |
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
- Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke |
1017 |
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| 18 |
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
- Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke |
895 |
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| 19 |
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
- Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke |
946 |
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| 20 |
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke |
899 |
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| 21 |
A bar name
- A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke |
1012 |
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| 22 |
Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke |
1050 |
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| 23 |
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
- A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke |
1063 |
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| 24 |
Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
- Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke |
968 |
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| 25 |
A sign
- WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke |
949 |
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| 26 |
If god had wanted us to run around naked...
- If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way....Read the whole joke |
925 |
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| 27 |
Grant Bar and Casino
- Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....Read the whole joke |
867 |
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