| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Speed of Time by Age
- The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...Read the whole joke |
915 |
 |
| 2 |
Temperatures and What They Mean
- Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimmi...Read the whole joke |
854 |
|
| 3 |
A widow was feeling rather lonely...
- A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would be to have a companio...Read the whole joke |
912 |
|
| 4 |
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...
- Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone to bed and were l...Read the whole joke |
1014 |
|
| 5 |
You know you are in a small town...
- You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where...Read the whole joke |
989 |
|
| 6 |
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
- Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young per...Read the whole joke |
971 |
|
| 7 |
This guy was driving down the highway...
- This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The cop asked the man for his...Read the whole joke |
940 |
|
| 8 |
Preparation for Parenthood
- Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecora...Read the whole joke |
1057 |
|
| 9 |
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
- Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visi...Read the whole joke |
1062 |
|
| 10 |
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
- he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed m...Read the whole joke |
1008 |
|
| 11 |
Bloke is drinking at a pub...
- Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to ...Read the whole joke |
871 |
|
| 12 |
Notice
- NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices. You ma...Read the whole joke |
996 |
|
| 13 |
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, ...Read the whole joke |
961 |
|
| 14 |
Names to Use in Prank Calls
- Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection ...Read the whole joke |
891 |
|
| 15 |
Before you criticize someone...
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'...Read the whole joke |
968 |
|
| 16 |
Changing of the English Language
- Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the Euro...Read the whole joke |
1198 |
|
| 17 |
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...
- Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not ...Read the whole joke |
959 |
|
| 18 |
A young peasant girl of fourteen...
- A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss ...Read the whole joke |
953 |
|
| 19 |
Not raising hogs
- My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the government ...Read the whole joke |
947 |
|
| 20 |
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
- A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, t...Read the whole joke |
920 |
|
| 21 |
If...
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it followthat electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
873 |
|
| 22 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hi...Read the whole joke |
907 |
|
| 23 |
Towards and Away
- One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the child...Read the whole joke |
872 |
|
| 24 |
Daylight Savings Time Reform
- Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings ...Read the whole joke |
930 |
|
| 25 |
The Diet
- The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass s...Read the whole joke |
940 |
|
| 26 |
Bad Jokes
- Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You...Read the whole joke |
892 |
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