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Police Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Touring Washington
- |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Un...Read the whole joke
520 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Do you have a bias?
- |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding...Read the whole joke
584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Lawyers are greedy
- |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...Read the whole joke
498 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Thankful he's drunk
- |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke
546 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Obey the speed limit
- |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke
517 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 The animal's warning
- |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer...Read the whole joke
563 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Blonde avoiding trees
- |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...Read the whole joke
521 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Trust a fellow officer
- |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke
636 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Identify the problem
- |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered ...Read the whole joke
550 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Explaining his claim
- |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...Read the whole joke
518 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Stopping the hillbilly
- |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke
546 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Pictures from police
- |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke
608 Rating:0 | Voted:8
13 Stuck under a bridge
- |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...Read the whole joke
545 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
894 Rating:0 | Voted:10
15 You're back again?
- |The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo...Read the whole joke
576 Rating:0 | Voted:8
16 How to charge them
- |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...Read the whole joke
501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Please describe him
- |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...Read the whole joke
525 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Police officer's foods
- |The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted...Read the whole joke
540 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Caught for speeding
- |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...Read the whole joke
515 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Holmes investigation
- |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they l...Read the whole joke
507 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 New Miranda rights
- |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke
614 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 I have lost my father
- |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...Read the whole joke
540 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Where are you from?
- |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke
658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Some police quotes
- |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke
631 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Government is there
- |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke
543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Stealing from a store
- |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke
643 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 He's a drunk driver
- |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke
522 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Why the big fight?
- |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1229 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Red fire fighter
- |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1217 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 F.B.I. phone logs
- |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1176 Rating:7 | Voted:7
4 Inspecting the truck
- |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1170 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 K9 is for assistance
- |Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1129 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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