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Police Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Testing a new recruit
- |Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you ha...Read the whole joke
572 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Criminal steals lumber
- |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y...Read the whole joke
516 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Knitting and driving
- |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...Read the whole joke
579 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Strange name for cats
- |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...Read the whole joke
638 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Watching for suicide
- |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning...Read the whole joke
753 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Stupid drunk blonde
- |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, t...Read the whole joke
641 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Please show the I.D.
- |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun an...Read the whole joke
562 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Some stupid truckers
- |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign th...Read the whole joke
639 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Try to spell that name
- |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the dri...Read the whole joke
608 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 You're in big trouble
- |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the office...Read the whole joke
677 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A story behind a gun
- |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...Read the whole joke
601 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The highly-skilled fly
- |A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands o...Read the whole joke
705 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The woman is on fire
- |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say no...Read the whole joke
629 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Robber met animals
- |Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living ro...Read the whole joke
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15 Visiting kindergarten
- |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw...Read the whole joke
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16 Steal from this family
- |After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police...Read the whole joke
553 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Police chief hates you
- |Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as ...Read the whole joke
613 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Debate the stop sign
- |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t...Read the whole joke
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19 Lawyers get robbed
- |Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take...Read the whole joke
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20 Don't arrest the judge
- |A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ...Read the whole joke
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21 Make a last request
- |Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which ...Read the whole joke
679 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Charged for speeding
- |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ...Read the whole joke
556 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Policemen in Heaven
- |St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you d...Read the whole joke
702 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Purchasing the brain
- |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor sai...Read the whole joke
580 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 The new CIA agents
- |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through ...Read the whole joke
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26 Chatting on the plane
- |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...Read the whole joke
690 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Very stupid robbers
- |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke
570 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Why the big fight?
- |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Red fire fighter
- |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 F.B.I. phone logs
- |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1254 Rating:7 | Voted:7
4 Inspecting the truck
- |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1251 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 K9 is for assistance
- |Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...Read the whole joke
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