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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke |
958 |
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| 2 |
Change my mind
- The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...Read the whole joke |
994 |
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| 3 |
An anti-bat spray
- Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke |
925 |
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| 4 |
A man was leaving church one day...
- A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke |
954 |
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| 5 |
A stupid dog
- While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...Read the whole joke |
909 |
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| 6 |
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
- Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...Read the whole joke |
954 |
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| 7 |
A dangerous animal
- The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke |
951 |
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| 8 |
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke |
922 |
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| 9 |
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
- Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke |
1081 |
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| 10 |
Divine Right
- Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...Read the whole joke |
1087 |
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| 11 |
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke |
888 |
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| 12 |
What's the difference between Jesus and...
- Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke |
876 |
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| 13 |
What was the First Commandment?
- What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke |
1055 |
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| 14 |
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
- What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke |
920 |
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| 15 |
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
- A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke |
859 |
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| 16 |
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke |
878 |
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| 17 |
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
- What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke |
913 |
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| 18 |
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
- What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke |
928 |
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| 19 |
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
- There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke |
1009 |
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| 20 |
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
- The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke |
914 |
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| 21 |
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....Read the whole joke |
871 |
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| 22 |
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
- Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...Read the whole joke |
1006 |
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| 23 |
Got a second?
- God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...Read the whole joke |
991 |
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| 24 |
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
- Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke |
1037 |
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| 25 |
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
- Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke |
1010 |
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| 26 |
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
- One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...Read the whole joke |
886 |
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| 27 |
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
- Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...Read the whole joke |
976 |
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