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Religion Jokes

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1 A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke
660 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Change my mind
- The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...Read the whole joke
721 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 An anti-bat spray
- Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke
677 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A man was leaving church one day...
- A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke
711 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A stupid dog
- While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...Read the whole joke
649 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
- Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...Read the whole joke
720 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A dangerous animal
- The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke
678 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke
702 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
- Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke
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10 Divine Right
- Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...Read the whole joke
840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke
675 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What's the difference between Jesus and...
- Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke
661 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What was the First Commandment?
- What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke
805 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
- What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke
708 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
- A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke
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16 A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke
665 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
- What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke
669 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
- What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke
721 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
- There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke
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20 The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
- The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke
631 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....Read the whole joke
642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
- Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...Read the whole joke
779 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Got a second?
- God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...Read the whole joke
779 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
- Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke
759 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What's the difference between acne and a priest?
- Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke
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26 One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
- One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...Read the whole joke
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27 Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
- Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2616 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can I believe in God when just last week...
- "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke
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