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In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
- In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke |
1236 |
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| 2 |
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
- How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...Read the whole joke |
1286 |
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| 3 |
Visual joke
- Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...Read the whole joke |
1266 |
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| 4 |
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke |
1151 |
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| 5 |
What is white and flies across the sky?
- What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke |
1165 |
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| 6 |
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke |
1198 |
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| 7 |
A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
2598 |
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| 8 |
Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke |
1319 |
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| 9 |
Noah And Today's Ark
- Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke |
1150 |
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| 10 |
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke |
1301 |
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| 11 |
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke |
1266 |
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| 12 |
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
- Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke |
1231 |
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| 13 |
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
- Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...Read the whole joke |
1207 |
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| 14 |
At the first session of a conversion class...
- At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...Read the whole joke |
1226 |
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| 15 |
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
- Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...Read the whole joke |
1174 |
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| 16 |
How can I believe in God when just last week...
- "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke |
1332 |
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| 17 |
What do you call a man that marries another man?
- What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke |
1137 |
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| 18 |
The three truths in life
- There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...Read the whole joke |
1114 |
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| 19 |
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
- One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...Read the whole joke |
1172 |
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| 20 |
A minister was asked by a politician...
- A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke |
1092 |
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| 21 |
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke |
1340 |
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| 22 |
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
- Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...Read the whole joke |
1094 |
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| 23 |
What is the meaning of life?
- What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
1140 |
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| 24 |
Is there a God?
- Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....Read the whole joke |
1199 |
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| 25 |
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke |
1278 |
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| 26 |
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
- What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke |
1158 |
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| 27 |
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
- Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...Read the whole joke |
1127 |
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