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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Get away with murder
- |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke |
631 |
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| 2 |
Tell the whole truth
- |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke |
602 |
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| 3 |
Who handles cases?
- |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...Read the whole joke |
589 |
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| 4 |
Ask your question
- |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession...Read the whole joke |
596 |
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| 5 |
What should they get?
- |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke |
603 |
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| 6 |
Japan is in trouble
- |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
566 |
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| 7 |
From another planet
- |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled tha...Read the whole joke |
640 |
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| 8 |
Arguing effectively
- |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...Read the whole joke |
599 |
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| 9 |
I want to appeal a case
- |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge:...Read the whole joke |
557 |
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| 10 |
Leaving money for the dead
- |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...Read the whole joke |
608 |
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| 11 |
Is there a way to thank you?
- |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
649 |
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| 12 |
Who owns the cows?
- |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went ...Read the whole joke |
572 |
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| 13 |
Were you ever arrested?
- |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrest...Read the whole joke |
643 |
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| 14 |
What is two plus two?
- |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive off...Read the whole joke |
577 |
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| 15 |
Lawyer's club
- |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke |
654 |
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| 16 |
I suppose I earned enough
- |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...Read the whole joke |
579 |
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| 17 |
When you know you must really be drunk
- |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat...Read the whole joke |
655 |
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| 18 |
I want to take money with me
- |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at...Read the whole joke |
544 |
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| 19 |
Free advice at social affairs?
- |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 20 |
Space photography
- |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph ...Read the whole joke |
636 |
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| 21 |
What's your wife's name?
- |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
575 |
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| 22 |
Trying to be impressive
- |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...Read the whole joke |
568 |
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| 23 |
What is the oldest profession?
- |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke |
621 |
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| 24 |
What is his occupation?
- |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,...Read the whole joke |
621 |
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| 25 |
How's business?
- |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...Read the whole joke |
653 |
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| 26 |
Are you talking to me?
- |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...Read the whole joke |
798 |
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| 27 |
Lawyers on a flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
551 |
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