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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Can I take his place?
- |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...Read the whole joke |
637 |
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| 2 |
Free haircuts
- |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barbe...Read the whole joke |
568 |
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| 3 |
Did you make a donation?
- |At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer...Read the whole joke |
668 |
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| 4 |
An honest lawyer
- |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke |
553 |
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| 5 |
I just managed to settle an account!
- |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen...Read the whole joke |
609 |
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| 6 |
A love for material goods
- |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...Read the whole joke |
784 |
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| 7 |
Lawyer's personal injury
- |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw...Read the whole joke |
602 |
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| 8 |
Brain transplant
- |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
583 |
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| 9 |
Want to go into space?
- |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Ea...Read the whole joke |
630 |
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| 10 |
Get money to heaven
- |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong th...Read the whole joke |
651 |
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| 11 |
Some last minute requests
- |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How l...Read the whole joke |
646 |
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| 12 |
You've changed my mind
- |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "...Read the whole joke |
747 |
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| 13 |
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
- |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke |
600 |
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| 14 |
Unreasonable bill
- |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...Read the whole joke |
703 |
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| 15 |
Here's your fee schedule
- |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking thr...Read the whole joke |
579 |
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| 16 |
There are no honest lawyers
- |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone...Read the whole joke |
581 |
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| 17 |
What and who am I?
- |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co...Read the whole joke |
613 |
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| 18 |
The bronze statues
- |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
558 |
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| 19 |
The devil's offer
- |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke |
743 |
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| 20 |
Lawyers give irrelevant information
- |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke |
621 |
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| 21 |
Lawyers take everything
- |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke |
548 |
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| 22 |
Solving a dispute
- |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 23 |
What type of tracks?
- |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f...Read the whole joke |
580 |
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| 24 |
Ounces of brain for sale
- |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the ...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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| 25 |
Excess billing hours
- |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke |
567 |
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| 26 |
Rules for hunting lawyers
- |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of atto...Read the whole joke |
595 |
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| 27 |
That's a real bargain
- |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke |
558 |
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