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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....Read the whole joke |
744 |
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| 2 |
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...Read the whole joke |
711 |
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| 3 |
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
- Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafte...Read the whole joke |
861 |
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| 4 |
On their first night to be together...
- On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t...Read the whole joke |
833 |
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| 5 |
Drilling is mine!
- Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at on...Read the whole joke |
719 |
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| 6 |
How to be a Good Wife
- How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...Read the whole joke |
820 |
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| 7 |
Three different kinds of sex
- Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of s...Read the whole joke |
832 |
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| 8 |
Life is cruel
- What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for w...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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| 9 |
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
- Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.Aft...Read the whole joke |
731 |
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| 10 |
This man got his prescription for Viagra...
- This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He...Read the whole joke |
849 |
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| 11 |
A henpecked husband...
- A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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| 12 |
Saving up for 60 years
- The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked in...Read the whole joke |
765 |
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| 13 |
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
- I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and the...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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| 14 |
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
- You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nit...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 15 |
Love stronger than death
- The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass ...Read the whole joke |
816 |
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| 16 |
A recent study showed...
- A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven...Read the whole joke |
827 |
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| 17 |
Who exactly are we kidding?
- But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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| 18 |
The American in Hong Kong...
- The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckl...Read the whole joke |
764 |
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| 19 |
One of two reasons
- I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one...Read the whole joke |
703 |
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| 20 |
Nothing changed
- On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...Read the whole joke |
797 |
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| 21 |
Why is it better?..
- Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 22 |
Inseparable
- We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took f...Read the whole joke |
799 |
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| 23 |
Say anything
- Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 24 |
On their honeymoon night...
- On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. T...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 25 |
Exercing control
- There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their w...Read the whole joke |
769 |
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| 26 |
It is all in the money
- A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on ...Read the whole joke |
908 |
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| 27 |
Going further
- A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dall...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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