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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
- Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...Read the whole joke |
747 |
 |
| 2 |
Wise men never marry...
- Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....Read the whole joke |
616 |
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| 3 |
Merry...ied talk
- A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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| 4 |
Bad habits
- I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...Read the whole joke |
628 |
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| 5 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
- What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
647 |
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| 6 |
Men are from earth...
- Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it....Read the whole joke |
619 |
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| 7 |
Any married man should forget his mistakes...
- Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....Read the whole joke |
686 |
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| 8 |
A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
- A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
618 |
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| 9 |
Marriage counseling
- A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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| 10 |
New son-in-law
- A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...Read the whole joke |
698 |
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| 11 |
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
- Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in th...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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| 12 |
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
- What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...Read the whole joke |
716 |
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| 13 |
She changed me
- "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and...Read the whole joke |
639 |
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| 14 |
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
- An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. 'What are you doin...Read the whole joke |
698 |
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| 15 |
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
- "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...Read the whole joke |
595 |
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| 16 |
A man took his wife to the doctors...
- A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has co...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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| 17 |
Six stages of married life
- Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Tr...Read the whole joke |
751 |
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| 18 |
A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke |
650 |
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| 19 |
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
- Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...Read the whole joke |
687 |
|
| 20 |
A well laid out plan
- "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're ...Read the whole joke |
750 |
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| 21 |
A chinese detective
- A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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| 22 |
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
- What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...Read the whole joke |
631 |
|
| 23 |
Olympic condoms
- A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...Read the whole joke |
798 |
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| 24 |
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
- When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign...Read the whole joke |
641 |
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| 25 |
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
- The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...Read the whole joke |
615 |
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| 26 |
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
- A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks s...Read the whole joke |
655 |
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| 27 |
What a Woman Really Needs
- A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...Read the whole joke |
658 |
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