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Title |
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Rating |
| 1 |
A promise to keep
- "But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...Read the whole joke |
601 |
 |
| 2 |
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
- AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a w...Read the whole joke |
664 |
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| 3 |
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
- A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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| 4 |
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
- A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...Read the whole joke |
737 |
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| 5 |
Breakfast was my idea
- It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...Read the whole joke |
761 |
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| 6 |
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
- A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...Read the whole joke |
591 |
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| 7 |
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
- An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is...Read the whole joke |
651 |
|
| 8 |
What is the penalty for bigamy?
- Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...Read the whole joke |
603 |
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| 9 |
if at first you dont succeed...
- if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...Read the whole joke |
539 |
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| 10 |
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
- A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...Read the whole joke |
610 |
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| 11 |
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
- Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke |
710 |
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| 12 |
Twenty men die and go to heaven...
- Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for a...Read the whole joke |
564 |
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| 13 |
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke |
669 |
|
| 14 |
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
648 |
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| 15 |
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
- An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...Read the whole joke |
661 |
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| 16 |
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
- Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want...Read the whole joke |
714 |
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| 17 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...Read the whole joke |
595 |
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| 18 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing ...Read the whole joke |
620 |
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| 19 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She...Read the whole joke |
608 |
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| 20 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...Read the whole joke |
621 |
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| 21 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's in...Read the whole joke |
605 |
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| 22 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: H...Read the whole joke |
565 |
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| 23 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: Yo...Read the whole joke |
607 |
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| 24 |
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: ...Read the whole joke |
560 |
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| 25 |
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke |
636 |
|
| 26 |
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke |
616 |
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| 27 |
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
- Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husb...Read the whole joke |
654 |
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