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glow worm unhappy
- |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...
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A maggot with attitude!
- |What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...
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Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
- |What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...
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Paddy long legs!
- |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...
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Darn it!
- |What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...
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Four anti road protesters?
- |What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...
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A spinning wheel!
- |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!...
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Why are spiders like tops?
- |Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...
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tarantula with a rose?
- |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...
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Your spinning me a yarn here!
- |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...
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The newly web game!
- |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...
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chef found a daddy long legs
- |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...
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come to the webbing
- |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...
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cross a spider and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...
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Spin doctors!
- |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...
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Spiders!
- |What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...
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How do you spot a modern spider?
- |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...
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They have webbed feet!
- |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...
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ride it to hospital!
- |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...
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He goes up the wall!
- |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...
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Why did the spider buy a car?
- |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...
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Why is the snail the strongest animal?
- |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...
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Where do you find giant snails?
- |Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...
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They use snail varnish!
- |How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...
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School dinners come on a plate!
- |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...
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Leave them to slug it out!
- |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...
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slugs leave a trail
- |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...
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stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...
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He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...
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Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...
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looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...
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A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...
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