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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 mosquito and a fly
- |What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!...Read the whole joke
567 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A morese-quito!
- |What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!...Read the whole joke
530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A mosque-ito!
- |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!...Read the whole joke
542 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 tough mosquito
- |How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!...Read the whole joke
560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Insect's favorite game
- |What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!...Read the whole joke
530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 insects are so clever
- |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!...Read the whole joke
602 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Stick insects!
- |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke
572 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A pool table?
- |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke
542 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 He just beetled off!
- |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke
537 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A rubbish bin!
- |What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!...Read the whole joke
593 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 stool taken!
- |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...Read the whole joke
504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Where would you put an injured insect?
- |Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!...Read the whole joke
504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Chimney Cricket!
- |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke
577 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A grasshopper with hiccups!
- |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!...Read the whole joke
518 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Grasshopper than a cricket
- |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crick...Read the whole joke
586 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 grasshopper with no legs
- |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!...Read the whole joke
525 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What is a grasshopper?
- |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...Read the whole joke
512 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Why did the fly fly?
- |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...Read the whole joke
539 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 between a fly and a bird
- |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...Read the whole joke
601 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 They where playing for the cup
- |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!...Read the whole joke
587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 He was light fingered!
- |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!...Read the whole joke
557 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Which fly makes films?
- |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!...Read the whole joke
536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 snap, crackle and pop
- |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Got to glow now!
- |What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!...Read the whole joke
555 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 keep flies out of the kitchen
- |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!...Read the whole joke
553 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 5 flies in the kitchen
- |If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...Read the whole joke
549 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 How do fireflies start a race
- |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...Read the whole joke
500 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1712 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1162 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1128 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1096 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1087 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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