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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Hickory hickory dock.
- |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke
625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 fit over a bucket!
- |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke
600 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Cross mouse cards!
- |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke
746 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Mouse Tse Tung!
- |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke
646 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Julius Cheeser!
- |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke
592 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Stalagmice!
- |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke
570 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Mice cubes!
- |What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!...Read the whole joke
642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Miami mice!
- |What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!...Read the whole joke
610 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A mouse in a minefield!
- |What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!...Read the whole joke
583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 'Please cheese me'!
- |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...Read the whole joke
633 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A mouseketeer!
- |What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!...Read the whole joke
619 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Mice Krispies!
- |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!...Read the whole joke
604 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 cross a firefly and a moth
- |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke
613 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Why was the moth so unpopular?
- |Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!...Read the whole joke
588 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A killer butterfly!
- |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!...Read the whole joke
694 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 moth nibble a hole
- |Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!...Read the whole joke
590 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A mammoth!
- |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!...Read the whole joke
616 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Mothmatics
- |What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!...Read the whole joke
570 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 rolling stones
- |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clo...Read the whole joke
563 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What is a myth?
- |What is a myth?A female moth!...Read the whole joke
616 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 How do you make a butterfly
- |How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!...Read the whole joke
637 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 mosquito go to the dentist
- |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!...Read the whole joke
614 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 mosquitos religious
- |Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!...Read the whole joke
576 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 lawyer and a mosquito
- |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!...Read the whole joke
605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Skin-diving!
- |What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...Read the whole joke
592 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A moose-quito!
- |What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke
609 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 The Masked-quito!
- |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!...Read the whole joke
634 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1795 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1240 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1214 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1174 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1164 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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