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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 How slime flies!
- |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke
638 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A snail with a housing problem!
- |What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke
625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 About one mile a day!
- |What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...Read the whole joke
617 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 I'll get you next slime!
- |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke
599 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Reptiles!
- |What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke
629 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 In the croakroom!
- |Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke
609 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 He simply croaked!
- |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke
625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A croak and dagger agent!
- |hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke
645 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Lollihops!
- |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke
633 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 At the spawn shop!
- |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke
585 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 He had his own frog horn!
- |Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke
576 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Hop-scotch!
- |What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke
639 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Lily!
- |What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke
605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A tadpole!
- |What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...Read the whole joke
630 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Whats the world weakest animal?
- |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke
607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Morse toad!
- |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke
597 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Hop on!
- |What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke
600 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A hot frog!
- |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke
584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Where do frogs keep their treasure?
- |Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke
632 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 tadpole feel lonely
- |Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!...Read the whole joke
617 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Hoppalong Cassidy!
- |What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke
598 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Wart's new!
- |What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke
600 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 You'll croak in no time!
- |What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!...Read the whole joke
604 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 chameleon's motto
- |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke
649 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 cross a frog with some mist
- |What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...Read the whole joke
663 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 An old croak!
- |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke
566 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
- |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke
636 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1812 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1233 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1191 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1185 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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