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Kids Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	How slime flies! - \|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke	650
2	A snail with a housing problem! - \|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke	638
3	About one mile a day! - \|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...Read the whole joke	629
4	I'll get you next slime! - \|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke	610
5	Reptiles! - \|What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke	641
6	In the croakroom! - \|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke	620
7	He simply croaked! - \|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke	637
8	A croak and dagger agent! - \|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke	656
9	Lollihops! - \|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke	645
10	At the spawn shop! - \|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke	604
11	He had his own frog horn! - \|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke	586
12	Hop-scotch! - \|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke	651
13	Lily! - \|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke	615
14	A tadpole! - \|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...Read the whole joke	642
15	Whats the world weakest animal? - \|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke	619
16	Morse toad! - \|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke	608
17	Hop on! - \|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke	614
18	A hot frog! - \|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke	595
19	Where do frogs keep their treasure? - \|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke	642
20	tadpole feel lonely - \|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!...Read the whole joke	629
21	Hoppalong Cassidy! - \|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke	612
22	Wart's new! - \|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke	614
23	You'll croak in no time! - \|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!...Read the whole joke	616
24	chameleon's motto - \|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke	659
25	cross a frog with some mist - \|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...Read the whole joke	676
26	An old croak! - \|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke	577
27	Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? - \|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke	648

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1839
2	He was de-lighted! - \|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1282
3	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1264
4	looking for bookworms - \|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1219
5	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1215

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