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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 It's croak-et!
- |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke
670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Hide and squeak!
- |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke
705 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Hard cheese!
- |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke
667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Why do mice have long tails?
- |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke
681 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A mouse organ!
- |What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke
693 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
- |What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke
690 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 play bingo
- |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke
692 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Because they squeak!
- |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke
671 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What's up Pussycat!
- |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke
750 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Save a drowning mouse
- |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke
707 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Hamsterdam!
- |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke
760 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Mickey Moose!
- |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke
666 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 With a mouse warming party
- |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke
637 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A mouse sandwich!
- |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke
720 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 mouse's favorite record?
- |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke
638 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Bubble and squeak!
- |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke
658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Mouse code!
- |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke
724 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 For some light refreshment!
- |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke
714 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A mouse-tache!
- |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke
696 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A gerbil shepherd dog!
- |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke
725 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Is there a mouse in the house?
- |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke
693 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A thin mouse!
- |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke
725 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 When it's raining cats and dogs!
- |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke
678 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A hamster!
- |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke
664 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Three blind mice!
- |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke
681 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Mousework!
- |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke
625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Sir!
- |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke
683 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1858 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1285 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1236 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1232 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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